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Is this trolling? Because good trolling should aim for a touch less lunacy and a greater sense of sincerity...

Lol. 27 + 7 assists in 26 games is not bad.
Fulham with 5 of the top 6 league top scorers - amazing.

Genuinely sincere, the Insta stuff was lols obvs but otherwise just highlighting FACTS:
Dirtiest club last 20 years.
Dirtiest teams dirtiest player is a horrid thug footballer.
Dirtiest teams most famous superfan turns out to be a horrible thug cunt.

Burnley set the record in Oct last year for going to longest stretch without getting a red card, at over 100 matches. Correct me if I'm wrong but Googling says Burnley have not had a league sending off for over 3 years now, since Robbie Brady on Jan 2nd 2019.

Mmm. Now I'm confused, are we the dirtiest club in the last 20 years? Or are we the soft southerners who don't like it up them?

It also wouldn't take long to Google some of those red cards... And some of those Burnley tackles I'd guess, I don't really have the impetus to investigate such a clubs actual behaviour.

Also do you know how maths works? You do realise that not every club has played 20 years in the premier League? Of course you do, you're a burnley fan. Therefore, to spell it out, Arsenal have played many more minutes of football, many, many more than Burnley, and are likely to have more red cards... Get it?

Jesus chill out, and lol no I haven't the appetite to fully investigate either, this is the football thread bro. I just googled on a whim most red cards in last 20 years and ping your guys got top spot.

27 in 25 for Mitrovic is frightening.

Fulham's 70 goals against the second top scoring team's 44 is too.

Sure, you waltz in calling our fans cunts, our player a cunt and make the asinine assertion that Arsenal are a dirty team, the dirtiest team and then youre called out... Grow up.

just highlighting FACTS

:)
Bantz.

For the record I didn't call all Arsenal fans cunts, you added the plural, I just called the recently jailed one one. Though there is at least another, Peers Morgan.

Sorry for ignoring all the squabbling, but I thought this was funny and spot on so I stole it from Twitter.

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I will happily admit that those articles you linked to were extraordinarily frothy and not reading tabloids i was surprised. My original point was against your assertion that there had been no criticism of any teams for covid cancellations until arsenal did, which i continue to consider nonsense.

What do you consider the cause of this perceived arsenal media conspiracy? Because it can't be down to recent successes...😘 For what it's worth, I've always had a soft spot for arsenal from the Wenger years and the football they played. Never felt the animosity to them i felt for United, Chelsea, city etc...

This is great

Sure, you waltz in calling our fans cunts, our player a cunt and make the asinine assertion that Arsenal are a dirty team, the dirtiest team and then youre called out... Grow up.

Haven't seen In Bruges for ages.

"Because it can't be down to recent successes...😘 ". Lol.

I don't have an explanation, and ones not necessary to see it existing.

Where were carragher and Neville after the Burnley postponement? The Arsenal game supposedly broke the camels back... And yet it hasn't in their response...

The reporting on Contes comments, the fa now discussing changing the rules... It's all a coincidence?

You are my new favourite poster. That's probably not a good thing.

Was there anything particularly egregious about the arsenal cancellation? Did i read somewhere about only one positive test? Maybe it was deserving of the most opprobrium? 🤷‍♂️ I know all fans think their team are hardest done by (Liverpool fans assemble) but most reasonable ones don't really believe there's a conspiracy...

1 case, same as Burnley's...

As pointed out above, somehow Arsenal have the most Red cards of any team, despite a reputation as a particular unaggressive and soft touch play style...

How likely is it that those two are chance? And it doesn't require conspiracy, it only requires a lazy and tiresome narrative to get into the heads of referees, and refs to go on reputation. And there you have an unlevel playing field...

And I'd take it with a lot better grace if the actual outcomes weren't 4 Arsenal players careers being badly affected/ended in that time.

how many of those red cards are for the idiot in chief (granit xhaka)

5, including the one for clipping someone's ankles, never a red card before or since...

Still a few away in order to beat his B.Mönchengladbach tally...

Where were carragher and Neville after the Burnley postponement?

At a guess Carragher and Neville were talking about this on sky sports. The channel that was due to show the arsenal match. They probably had a few hours to fill.

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with names like that it should have been trumpton united playing, although cuthbert spoilt it by scoring out of turn

Arsenal not making it easy to keep a straight face: https://www.instagram.com/p/CY8jVM6KyKa/?utm_medium=copy_link

The conspiracy deepens