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Big dunc is class.

https://twitter.com/garylineker/status/1436024089328685071

There’s no love lost between Lineker and Spurs. Glad the international break is over.

Hope plans to move World Cup and Euros to biannual die quickly. International players to play pretty much year-round will be a disaster for injuries and career longevity.

And quality I think

FIFA should have put Fergie in charge of the proposals instead of Wenger.

At this rate you’d almost side with some of the ESL clubs…

43 and still wearing replica kit. What a cunt. and a racist.

Just bullying now

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Ha - that properly made me laugh.

Ooof. That's fucking great.

get in Palace. awesome stuff. totally bossed that game.

Ronaldo doing that Ronaldo stuff again

Motd and the papers are going to be so full of it. Ugh.

Yeah this very much I'm already bored of the Ronaldo comming home bollox... Q BBC slow mo montage tonight on MOTD of him being a spotty teenager showpony to him now. 🤮

Step-over cunt

Any relation to salad cunt

Quite possibly

I was also fully nonplussed by the whole Ronaldo thing until the post-match interview when he spoke about how nervous he was before the game. It changed how I felt about him to be honest, I think I had quite a strong aversion to him because he always seemed so arrogant and never actually enjoyed what he was doing, but hearing him admit feelings made me think a little differently.

I thought we were good but 3-0 was well flattering, Romelu getting a brace is fantastic... Bodes very well...

I also didn't expect to enjoy Ronaldo's return but I really enjoyed the game and seeing CR7 back in the EPL, United looked (worryingly) great!

Yes - very definitely flattering. Mendy with a couple of outstanding saves, sloppy finishing and a Mings brain Fart but we should have got something out of that game.

Chelsea villa was a game last season and definatly season before that would have ended with villa win. Silva, mendy and Lukaku were great. Kova with a goal.!!!!

Also see: Thiago escaping a ban plus possibly the worst homer referee I've seen in quite some time to help things along.

Just move on, Ru, this isn't a good look for you... Also nice to see the Spuds get a proper twatting at Selhurst Park...

I'm over it. Looking forward to Everton which should be a good indicator of where we are post Grealish once we're able to put out a full strength side.