Football

Wat

Decent goal

Surely this tournament he's proved you wrong?

Italy living up to their diving, cheating stereotypes?

Shaw to get goal, assist and red card?

Football equivalent of a Gordie Howe hatrick

if england just run everything down emerson's side all night maybe they'll batter them 5-0

I thought Southgate's setup was too defensive in the first couple of games. Now tonight both wing backs were in the opposition box after 2 minutes.

He's actually got it spot on so far.

Great first half

Not bad. Need another though.

Yep well played England. So far.

Shaw down one side, Trippier down the other side, jumpers for goalposts, endearing image isn't it?

canter

I know things probably would've played different without the early goal, but if we'd just played like that without a goal I'd have been happy.

isn't it though

Ingerlund looking pretty comfortable so far... That goal has fucked with the Italian's minds...

Let my eldest stay up for the first half, thought he’d hoover up the crips then go and play Lego, he’s been bouncing around like a hooly the whole time, and he’s decided he’s Italian for some reason

Little bastard.

Yea, what a bellend

As I predicted, the boy's (deadbeat,

As predicted, the boy's (deadbeat Kiwi cunt) dad sent him home after his visit today to our Italo-Irish house in an England top. Fortunately, he has shown no interest, thinks his top is from another team entirely, and the microaggression has been totally ineffective.

Now, if we could just get Luke Shaw to recreate the form of his entire career to date and Ciro Immobile to stop recreating his form of his entire international career...

Rice has been very good.
Need a change now.

[sound of a bus being parked]

I've said "nice rice"a few times.

Could do with a bit more pressure though, going a bit Italian ATM.

Fuck

That was coming