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I dunno. I thought it was an alright final.
Loads of pressure from Bayern. Who were miles better (more confident). PSG could/should have nicked a goal.
Muller is like Andreas Moller.

Muller is like Andreas Moller.

Harsh. He doesn’t appear to be a complete cunt like Moller.

The Mbappe non-penalty wasn't even checked by VAR, despite refs constantly saying everything is checked regardless.

VAR is only as good as the dim people running it. Even Peter "It maybe a foul, but he's looking for it" Walton thought it was a penalty.

They did well not to give it as a missed penalty would have wrecked PSG holidays even worse.

Mbappe had his chance from 12 yards out

Jesus that's a shit England squad.

"Please, let me go, I am very rich, I can pay, I am the leader of Manchester United."

Maguire deserves to do a bid for this.

Unbelievable Winks gets in ahead of Grealish.

Unbelievably, Lionel has chucked a hissy fit and wants to leave.

I'd entirely forgotten that Winks existed.

How has Mings been this season? A bit surprised to see him in ahead of Tarkowski (although not as surprising as Dier still getting a call up).

Sounds like Ronald was brought in to be mister nasty and shake the club up.
Messi to psg / City/ usa/ dubai/ China./ the beach?

Unbeliveably, I played 5-a-side tonight (as a ringer for one of the other teams).

12-4 win, scored 4 (I think) and missed at least 5 that I would have normally put away.

Fuck me I've missed that. I've played pretty much every week (twice a week, sometimes thrice) for the last 20 years so a combination of a fucked ankle (early Aug 2019) and Lockdown (pretty much just as I was due to return) has been very odd. #fwp obviously.

Back to the mates game on Thursday which, again, I really can't wait for (even though I hate most of them).

Good stuff your gonna ache tomorrow!
Good win. 👍 And now you can have the joy of sweeping up the little rubber balls from the 5g pitches. My wife hated thoes things, football caviar

And no Coady, but Dier? Tragic.
No idea why they thought it was a good idea to pick Maguire.

Mings has been good, and getting better. Early season he had a mistake in him, but moved to hoofing when necessary instead of always playing it out. Was very solid after the restart.

‘football caviar’. Like that

Really missing playing fives. Move to the countryside and hadn’t got hooked up yet then COVID. Going too track game down. Apart from injury Holidays over the years never not had a weekly game

Ha. Not much aching although I've picked up a cold from my daughter so I cancelled this morning's swim. Might go for a gentle 5k run if I can be arsed.

Took my shoes off in the wrong place (not the kitchen where I can easily sweep up) and deposited 200 of those little black nuggets on the carpet in the hall. I was there at 1am (half pissed) using bits of sellotape to pick them all up to avoid being shouted at this morning - think I got away with it.

You know it's serious when you resign by fax

The word Burofax has been misinterpreted by lazy British football hacks.

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My brother (a lawyer) writes: "Boring fact: not unusual to make termination clauses effective only if notice is served in an obscure way"

I hope nobody signs the petulant little twat and he has to go and play in the Chinese Super League.

I hope he comes to Arsenal

If Arsenal managed to offload Ozil, there’d be room on the wage bill.

He clearly wants to learn from the best. He'll be at Derby.
taps nose

Imagine the double takes if you went to the match as well.