Football

In amazing 'we're going down' stats - in the last 5 months (10 games) Toby Alderwiereld has scored more Premier league goals for Villa than our entire attack and midfield combined.

I like the one about Dimitri Payet at West ham. He's got more assists and hasn't played for how long? 2 years?

if jose trump spent as much time improving his team as he does thinking up clever answers for his press conferences, spurs wouldn't be in the mess they're in right now

#footballkiller

Quick question, WTF happened to Dele Alli? Did Spurs hold on too long for once or simply too many games at a young age?

burnley are fast becoming my least fave team to play, always a tough game and they stop our run of 17 home wins in the season, could have been the first team to win all home games in a season since the 1800's

Sheffield look to be keeping the CL spot interesting

Wot. No Chelsea whoppers in tonight?

Bleurgh, just woke up to that news... Think I'll go back to sleep...

Michael Antonio probably the most underrated player in the prem?

Rude awakenings. Fair play to Sheffield Utd. Frank has his work cut out.

Such a shit performance. There wasn't one part of that game where Sheffield looked streateched or under pressure the work rate Sheffield unt put in was brilliant.

VAR really is an excellent addition to the game.

Still the very faintest glimmer of hope. Beat Everton and we could still just survive.

We, Bournemouth are now down I think

OMG

Leicester you fuck heads.

Ha. Well done Bournemouth. That's handed me £450 in a last man standing competition that's been going on for a good few months as the other person left had Leicester.

Unbelievable, such a good result for Villa and then Leicester go and play comedy football.

That second half was so bad I found it suspicious. Solanke scored twice FFS.

City's biggest result of the season.

insane.

I expect open top bus parades in Manchester now.

That 10m fine will hit them hard tho

Manchester City 1 UEFA 0. Looking forward to articles from Conn, Delaney and Harris, the cunts.

Was/Is David Conn a City fan at one point? I always thought he was.

Man City equivalent of an Uncle Tom.