Football

Why the fuck does Alan Shearer always get mentioned as the 'next potential manager' for clubs?

He's second favourite for the Derby job now, behind Nigel Clough. He's always linked everytime the Geordies sack a manager, he was mentioned for Blackburn, Forest, West Ham and now Derby!
He's a twat with no experience whatsoever and about as much charisma roadkill

Why the fuck does Alan Shearer always get mentioned as the 'next potential manager' for clubs?

He's second favourite for the Derby job now, behind Nigel Clough. He's always linked everytime the Geordies sack a manager, he was mentioned for Blackburn, Forest, West Ham and now Derby!
He's a twat with no experience whatsoever and about as much charisma roadkill

its coz hes a pundit and a working class/england hero

and everyone sort of feels sorry for him coz he never one anything at newcastle

or england.

or southampton.

schecond choice shteve for derby. that'd be ace. really. honest. no sarcasm. serious.

better than nigel clough.

if we got shearer! (raises arm, then boots nearest neil lennon in the head) i think it would be odds on we went down. press conferences would consist of the hacks staring at the crotch of his trousers, taking bets on when the beast would burst out.

Steve McClaren?! About his level I suppose

Any interesting transfer rumours? A few that'll DEFO happen:

Santa Cruz to City
Defoe to Spurs
Downing to Spurs

Possibilities:

Lescott to City
Arshavin to Arsenal
Keane to Newcastle
Owen to Everton or City

Arshavin to Arsenal

he's going to fit in nicely.

shteve = started his career at derby. doing well with twente fc.

he's not bad. and he's a fuck load better than shearer.

defoe to pompey? he's there already innit. defoe from pompey to juve.

I was hoping for the Championship this season, but now I'll be happy with automatic promotion. Anything to stick one up the Villa in 09/10.

shteve = started his career at derby. doing well with twente fc.

he's not bad. and he's a fuck load better than shearer.

defoe to pompey? he's there already innit. defoe from pompey to juve.

My mistake, I meant Defoe to Spurs

Crispin, you Wolves or Brum?

he's going to fit in nicely.

He's ace, £15/17m well spent if he goes

He's ace, £15/17m well spent if he goes

umm...i'm quite excited, I would like to see him playing for Arsenal.

BCFC, and it seems as though Wolves are going to piss in our chips and pint.

How's ex Everton lazyarse McFadden gettin on at your mob?

Well, 8 goals in 30-odd games, but Carsley is the real signing of the season. Promotion with his hometown club would be a dream end to his career.

Unless we ship him off to Derby to sit on the bench in League One.

Carsley was our most consistent player for the last 3 seasons, we really missed him at the start of the season as the defence was all over the place without him guarding them. Unsung hero and an Everton legend, will be welcome back at Goodison for life

He's at the bottom of this lot! Scoring the winning goal against the shite is always gonna endear him for life!

carsley? no thanks. not again.

• 1 Mr Pistinator. Carsley should be a role model to all aspiring footballers.
  

Carsley is ace! The white Makelele - FACT!

i don't doubt it. but, old has been. i want more from derby than that. we had huddlestone. and we've got barnes. somewhere. i'd like to see more rising through the ranks. that's all.

LEG-END!

i don't doubt it. but, old has been. i want more from derby than that. we had huddlestone. and we've got barnes. somewhere. i'd like to see more rising through the ranks. that's all.

Has been is a bit unfair, yep he's the wrong side of 30 but I'd still be happy if he was at Everton and if he went to Derby he'd be your most important player

You had Osman a few seasons ago on loan, you can have him back if you want?