Football

Maybe a 3-4-2-1...

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That doesn't work.

The state of dinner parties in the 1980s. I blame Lionel Blair.

Una Stubbs probably made more mess.

The responses cheered my Monday morning
https://twitter.com/WayneHennessey1/status/1082058856014987270

To think that when John Cleese did it, he was acclaimed as a comic genius.

Burnley tried their hardest not to. Made 8 changes and played 4-4-2 with 3 centre backs and 2 left backs. Fortunately a 92nd minute penalty saved us from the replay so we can focus on trying not to get relegated for a while.

I once met Una Stubbs (or was it Anita Harris?) at the Mona Lisa in Chelsea...

She was overcome with gratitude, it was a little embarrassing... I think it was Anita now I think of it...

As you were...

Do you need your Horlicks?

I don't know what that means...

Age relAted rambling story. Is it time for bed?

Almost... I forgot the #csb... First day back at work, it's been challenging...

same had such a chilled time over Xmas...I need some horkicks

Just seen the full photo - all the black players sitting together at one end of the table, with Hennessey sat as far as possible away from them.

As I mentioned on news thread, surely only a matter of time before the cctv comes out...

luckily the new german signing had his back to hennessey and didn't see it ..... well apart from in the papers

This game is dogshit

Taking corners just outside the lines really bugs me.

Such a horse shit version of cheating that has zero gain. Really gets me.

Has Milner signed for Wolves?

Kopites - why isn’t Keita playing more for the first string? He was touted as the next big thing when Liverpool paid >£50m for him.

And Jordan Ibe was better than Raheem Sterling.

Liverpool abandon Treble to focus on Double.

well that was a pile of poo
not too sad to be honest, i know which trophy i'd like us to get one hand on before letting it slip at the last minute
one less comp to get injuries in and congest the fixture list, hey ho, the team looked disjointed but the 16yr hoover old looked pretty nifty, one for next year i think
keita has had a few injuries and is taking time to bed in, he'd look better in a better team, i reckon he'll come good, he is quick can dribble and has a good shot, maybe he's still struggling to settle in england and the team ?

Pooch continuing to make all the right noises ahead of a summer move up north...

or South for that matter.