Football

don't worry dude. spurs v Watford delivered.

not that I was watching. too busy playing down in Brixton.

liverpools defense of a year ago performing like they did a year ago

Nice to get that out of the way. Interesting that our B team defense was undone by a spectacular goal. With any luck that's the last we'll see of some of those donkeys this season though.

moreno needs to quit football and take up another career, ideally extreme cage fighting, where he'll get embarrassed and his lights punched out, but at least it won't lead to liverpool conceding a goal

and you still wonder why kopites have a bad reputation.

I need to fire up the highlights, what did I miss?

Apart from the People's Coach having a meltdown...

Over the moon with last night’s result. By no means flawless but good to see our current bench players giving it a go.

Wonder if Christensen or Cahill can dislodge Luiz or Rudiger.

Fuck me, Eden's goal was beautiful...

It's clear we need another defender in January as our back ups are not up to it. Should anything happen to vvd or Gomez we will be fucked.

The finish was astonishing, never mind the work he did to create the shooting opportunity.

Yeah Hazard's goal was a thing of wonder, even included a nice nutmeg in the buildup.

But the Premiership is already yours, Mike, please stop worrying...

Did he nutmeg the same guy twice?
Once to pass it before drifting to the right to collect the return, then again in the box before smacking it.

and you still wonder why kopites have a bad reputation.

To be fair, descrinbing either Mike or dicki as "Koppites" is stretching it a little.

Mike, for your elucidation, the term "Koppite" refers to those who sit in the Kop End at Anfield. It is the main home supporter end. Just so you know.

Yes thank you Clive. As someone who hates being in crowds it's highly unlikely I'll go to many actual games.
Didn't Stamford Bridge used to be an old tram shed or something?
Anyone here attending the Urban Hill Climb today?

Taxi for Jose.

2 taxis. Another to carry the contract pay-off he'll receive if he gets binned!

It's a real dilemma. It's glorious that they are floundering with that cunt at the helm and it's better for the rest of us if he stays.
But this may well be it

They’ve won how many titles since your last one? Ten? Twelve?

Not sure tbh. Many probably at least 10. Every dog has his day.

Apart from Libpool... In recent memory...

Holy fuck, the Irons almost went three up...

Oh, Jose...

This is glorious.