Football

The number 16...

Is Derby in Scotland?

It might help their search for top flight football

That's a very, very low blow...

Oofs all around.
They're 13-14? ON A FULL SIZE PITCH? Didn't they get the memo? Biobanding? etc and so on.
Anyway.

In height related japery, I saw my brother's passing out photos from when he joined t'army.
He was 16/17. It was much like the number 16 in that video. Only with guns. His rifle was as big as him.

You called?

One of the kids in my son's team (U9s) went through a phase of trying to do that every game, he kept missing though and the coaches soon had a word

So he’s your taller brother then?

Strong technique.

Meh. I shrug in your general direction..

Still knowing words, grammar not so much..

And I was deeply offended by that. (Not really) everyone in your family’s a sore loser, suppose it comes from your loyalty to Chelsea..

Announce Rodgers

I reckon 1st to go will be Mclaren, by October.

Just in time for Derby to be looking for their second manager of the season.

I feel I should bring this article about an excellent piece of research to everyone's attention

https://www.brightonandhoveindependent.co.uk/sport/football/albion/leicester-brighton-and-manchester-city-voted-most-attractive-football-fans-1-8508222

That really hurts.

I am not surprised.

Also: Vardy to Atletico? Really?

Would be a good fit for him and Simeone really likes him. But they won't pay much for a 31 year old, and we'll be fucked if we lose him and Mahrez in the same transfer window.

Emery is a perfect fit for Arsenal - he has bags of experience in the Europa League.

@Prole. beat you to that joke by two days

Praise be to @Prole.

Steady...

He's awful, but Arsenal fans will like him.

I'm here all week.

Ancelotti off to Naples which is good.

Sarri on his way to SB?