Football

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/apr/09/romelu-lukaku-manchester-united-city-myth-cristiano-ronaldo

Sean ingle essentially recycling an article by a football analyst who probably ran r

Fun day out at Watford on Saturday. They were the better team for most of the match but we nicked two goals in 5 minutes and won 2-1. Since Ashley Westwood has come into the team he's impressed, neat on the ball, breaks up attacks and helps to move us forwards.

Since Ashley Westwood has come into the team he's impressed, neat on the ball, breaks up attacks and helps to move us forwards.

Words I thought I would never read...was always lightweight and passing laterally or backwards for us.

Clearly the Sean Dyche effect. Matt Lowton is also having a great season for us.

Was also impressed by Will Hughes for Watford. He's obviously been around for years but it looks like he's starting to live up to those expectations, he was involved in everything for Watford on Saturday.

Most of the experts think that it's City's to lose tonight and I'd have to agree with them. Starting to get nervous now. I hope I can find somewhere to watch it.

Stop sitting on the fence Mike, you know you believe Liverpool can win the tie, just say it, go on, just say you think they will win through.

This! I can’t wait for the pair of them to start gloating and layering on the faux humility.

#sohumble

" pair of them " ... how very dare you

I, for one, am shitting it. Even if liverpool do win, i don't imagine its going to be a very relaxing game to watch!

I was wondering who the pair of them are. Personally I am taking a leaf from Clives book, though I genuinely am nervous. If they get an early goal it will be hellish.

will listen to the first half on the radio. if in the balance at half time might be worth a trip to the local

for the record I couldn't give a fuck who wins

but we deserve penalties

Oh please God no!

This is going to be brilliant either way.
No kompany and all the forwards. Who's defending? Ottamendi.

Seems fine.

Appalling scenes as the Liverpool coach arrives at the Etihad

https://mobile.twitter.com/sdouglas80/status/983755137775783937/video/1

Man City forgoing defence entirely. Should be fun

That's it we're out

Nandrolone Pep has his boys fully charged tonight, eh?

Penalties and at least six red cards would be fun. Way it’s going my prayers might be answered.

This ref doesn't really get it does he.
Peps Drs have upped the dose tonight for sure.

fucking hell, we're parking the bus
to be fair though we don't have any other choice currently

Lol

Liverlol

Right local it is then. This dhansak I just made is gonna have to wait til later

45 nervy minutes to go
COYRs

Guardiola sent off or what happened?