Football

And 3rd

I love this stuff:

"To have the worst football team at the World Cup was already unbearable. To also have the most stupid is intolerable … The mutiny at Knysna will forever remain the Waterloo of French football."

Time to watch replay is less than the time taken to watch grown men roll around and cry like bitches.

Bring in the TV.

Can I get a 'Hell Yeah' !!

i heart roy keane.

'Keano you gobby fucker'.. I'd love to see you tell him that.

If I was a ref. I'd have no problem with that. It's part of the job. Get gobby, get sent off. Get violent, get banned. It works in AFL where they also have trial by video so if you do something that the umpire doesn't notice but it gets caught on camera.. bammo busted.

if we're talking keano in his prime i'd be scared. keano swinging handbags at shearer. no.

although macateer miming "are you going to put that in your next book?" was also quite class.

who am i kidding. i'd shit it if roy keane asked for directions.

who am i kidding. i'd shit it if roy keane asked for directions.

The only people who need to be scared of that gyppo fuck are women.

Oh Hai!

The people who edit stuff for N Korean telly are gonna be busy.

They'll probably say the game was postponed due to the weather

I read today that all England games will be moved to the gay adult channel this week. As the sight of 11 arseholes being hammered repeatedly for 90 minutes will be too explicit for sky.

[QUOTE=jaw;1476653]Cricket = Arguably the most middle class sport in the world (at least in England).
naarrrrrr tennis and golf surly!

i hate roy keane.

ftfy

One of the biggest arseholes to grace a football field.

He summed himself up to me by turning his back on his national team and flouncing. What a disrespectful cunt.

That's called integrity, he didn't agree with the tosser manager and he put his money where his mouth was.

Keane = Legend.

That's called integrity, he didn't agree with the tosser manager and he put his money where his mouth was.

Keane = Prick.

So how much abuse would be heaped on the English player who doesn't agree with the current "tosser" manager that's held in higher regard than McCarthy?

Depends on the player.

At this moment in time I think the manager and players deserve all the shit they get.

None of the current England players are half the arsehole that Keane was/is. He's such an arsehole a shit band named themselves after him!

Yes they are, and he can't be blamed for the band.

I met Roy Keane on a shoot for a Pepsi Ad a few years ago. I thought he'd be an arrogant cunt but was mighty surprised when he turned out to be a good laugh and a gent.

ftfy

One of the biggest arseholes to grace a football field.

He summed himself up to me by turning his back on his national team and flouncing. What a disrespectful cunt.

that made me love him more.

"You can stick that up your bollox!"

Whilst anatomically interesting, that is a classic line and that cunt McCarthy and the useless fuckers in the FAI deserved it.

fucking hell villa. put your foot through the penalty. get your hat trick.
fanny around in training.

in full:
The incident
**
The Irish Times article increased tensions greatly. McCarthy decided to question Keane about the article. In a team meeting McCarthy held up a copy of the article and asked "What's this all about?" Keane then unleashed a stinging verbal tirade against McCarthy: "Mick, you're a liar … you're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks." **

Niall Quinn observed in his autobiography that "Roy Keane's 10-minute oration [against Mick McCarthy] … was clinical, fierce, earth-shattering to the person on the end of it and it ultimately caused a huge controversy in Irish society." But at the same time, he was also critical of Keane's stance, saying that "[He] left us in Saipan, not the other way round. And he punished himself more than any of us by not coming back."

None of his team-mates voiced support for Keane during the meeting, though some later expressed their support to him privately. Keane mentioned in his autobiography that Gary Breen and David Connolly visited his room. Senior players Steve Staunton and Niall Quinn seemed to take the side of McCarthy, and the FAI, in the argument that followed. Staunton was the most loyal to the FAI line of the argument. He was later given the captaincy in Keane's absence.
During a team meeting at which McCarthy allegedly accused Keane of feigning injury and Keane became indignant. McCarthy decided that Keane's position was untenable in the light of the article. Keane refused to back down. McCarthy then sent Keane home.

fucking wetlips not standing next to keano.

i bet jt read this and thought "i can be keano".

the tit.