Football

Oh yes oh yes o yes....

Mike C seems to be yentzing with his speech to text software turned on.

Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.

Errrr....I've known about that for about 5 months

Fat cunt shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Goodison

£250k a week is good money, for a burger stand Quality Controller.

He'll be magnificent leading the line at Goodison...

Leading the line for food?

Joe Hart to follow Terry to Villa? LOLZ.

Maybe get Slippy and Lamps out of retirement too.

Class of 2010.

the golden geriatrics

Hoping to build an England team to rival those super successful ones in all those tournaments we've won recently?

Good plan :)

Season long loan and Utd still paying half his wages

He would still get in most Premiership teams now. Best keeper in the world in the 80's - FACT!

He'd certainly get in Everton's

Not much goal to shoot at with Nev between the posts.

We've just bought the future England keeper

When did you buy Jack Butland?

I must say that seeing Big Nev sent off at Stamford Bridge was a particular highlight of the mid 1980s for me.

Eddie Niedweski was his #2 for Wales iirc

And we're apparently the bitter ones right? 🤔🙄

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Can you translate?

It looks like a Norwegian/Scouse mash-up

Lukaku to Utd, £100m

am I the only one thinking with Arsenal signing Lacazette, that Sanchez is definitely on the way out. Since he seemed to play best as a false nine, and if you've got a true nine, you don't need a false one?
Or am I underestimating Sanchez's adaptability.

Also Sanchez to Man City, because he wants to play under Guardiola seems like a false premise, since he didn't get much run under Guardiola at Barca, why would he get more run now? and who does he replace: De Bruyne? Sane? Jesus? Aguero? Sterling? Who all improved last season.