Football

Woodman>Hart

So Sandro Ramirez in Liverpool to tie up a £5.2m deal from Malaga*

Not bad going for a 21yo ex Barca player with 16 La Liga goals in 31 games

*until Arsenal come in for him

Or Chelsea

I'm at Liverpool Lime St with an hour till my train, can any of our resident scousers (term used loosely) advise on how to fill my time. Anything that doesn't involve self-harm or drugs, if possible...

Go for a quick pint in The Crown on the corner - aka The Star Wars Bar

Or go and get a sausage dinner at The Lobster Pot

Crown's shut, settled for the low risk option of a pint in the "North Western" - or Wetherspoon

Desperate times...

Can you nip up to Anfield and get me a shirt please for some bet I apparently lost

Walked past the fan store at Liverpool One earlier, but missed the chance. Got a blue and red friendship scarf for you instead

Terry to Villa rumours after a round of golf with Bruce in Portugal. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ.

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1 > 4 > 3 > 2

Almost identical look to my Rapha commute garb. Cycling really is the new golf.

anyone fancy getting involved in some 5-a-side tonight? brixton 19:30-20:30. needless to say we are short.

anyone fancy getting involved in some 5-a-side tonight? brixton 19:30-20:30. needless to say we are short.

In that case how about Damo?

always love to see @Chalfie out there on the hallowed turf

I would love to get out there and pretend I was Dennis wise/Nicky butt.unfortunately....
I'm deep in 2nd child syndrome.

we are up to 9 so just need one more player for a game of fives.

needs JT FKW potatochop

#LFC still interested in Mbappe & talking to Monaco. Both clubs are now a mere £100million apart in the player's valuation.

I would love to see him at his favourite club...

Willian's drowned?

Too much diving?

Oh look another meaningless international tonight. Really why do we persist with this nonsense?

Pickford to Everton £30m

Not bad for a 20yr 'keeper who got relegated!

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joe hart is available