Football

Why would he stay? #nofuture

Chelsea fans getting twitchy this morning. Some classic Freudian displacement on display.

We're dropping points today, I'm quite calm about it...

Now the acceptance phase. Classic

We have a glorious future ahead of us at Chelsea, Michael, I'm a very, very happy bunny...

And I'm sure you guys will improve next season... x

I bet you don't. Conte is the new special one.

It's gonna be a great game, I should've got more beer in... Fuck!

Still time, no? Or is everywhere shut on Easter Sunday down under?

I bet it's a shit game, united will be playing the fouling game.

David Villa's goal. 🔥

They'll be kicking lumps out of Eden for sure... It'll be interesting to watch, touchline handbags guaranteed...

I went out for a six pack about an hour ago, can't be fucked to go out again... My fave off license shut at 7pm, the late place is shit and expensive... #csb

If it doesn't end in a draw my name is Shirley. 0-0 1-1 at best and a total dullfest

Oh, Mike...

Or will it be Shirley come tea time?

David Villa's goal. 🔥

great goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOSpLQNNdcs

Tough game today for chelsea, it will be a tight game. looking forward to it.

Did they find the keeper on the way to the game?

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I know, terrible keeping still love the nonchilant strike by Villa

It's an amazing strike, but the keeper wasn't in a bad position and should've been able to deal with it.

lordy
more excitement in the 4 mins of stoppage time than there was in the other 90

good win for the reds, we fought hard and deserved that

Another great win. Let's hope for a draw in the late game

I thought you played West Brom, not Bayern Munich?

Handball!

And offside?

No offside Just a massive hand ball.