Football

Im in one piece on a train, no motion sickness induced by alcohol.

Sorry not to be there. My works do was a four am affair and I couldn't face going out the next evening

Plastic

Which former Man Utd forward
is now making his living by
selling coke? (And not in the
'signed a sponsorship deal
with Coca-Cola' sense; more
in the 'slinging chang to
friends-of-friends' sense.)

hehe. In everything I do

Denis 'breaking the' Law?

Lee Sharpe most likely.

Would be funny as fuck if it was Michael fucking Owen.

Wayne Rooney. Clearly.

Ruud Boy Nistelrooy?

not a bad little night that. represented were:

man utd (me)
liverpool (rocky 360)
spurs (corndog)
forest (prole)
west brom (clintsmoker)
west ham (b&d)
bolton (ian)
derby (chalfie)
villa (ru)

night ended with a suitably drunken debate about the best ever premiership 11. lots of arguments about this and that but the only player everyone could agree on was

georgi kinkladze ;-)

Good night as ever. Need to get a few more bedwetters in next year.

Don't organise it on the 15th, was busy birthdaying a now 7 year old.

Cant we do it the first week of December instead as there is always so much going on in the week third week

taps watch
taps screen
looks at watch
looks at screen
wonders when the fuck corndog is going to post the Ronay article about Fraudiola and say "lads lads lads"

Sorry to disappoint..

Good night last night, particularly enjoyed trying to explain the Spurs difficult second album concept...

More a cliché I'd suggest

Or a meme.

1. an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
   
   

Lads. It's just fucking spurs.

Mark Robins?
Mark Hughes?
Dwight Yorke?

David Bellion

Got the game on terrestrial TV again tonight, SBS is really, really spoiling us atm... Hope I can stretch my beers out til then...

A win will make today absolutely perfect... Which means we'll lose, obvs... Come on the Chels!!! #cornypost

Benteke hat-trick

This streak has gotta end sometime, Mike... I think you could be right...

Palace one win in last ten. They are due a win today and our streak has to end sometime.

Liverpool's to lose.

Are you at the game, Clive?

We all hope so Clive