Football

All scousers think they are comedy geniuses. Fact.

The Neville brothers are only telling it like it is.

So it may be that the Mail has a hatred for Chelsea. I think that we can be pleased if that is true. I would hate to be involved in anyting which had the support of the Mail.

Mail has hatred for all. Love for none.

John Bishop is not a Scouser, he's a wool from Warrington but like that other cunt from Warrington - Mel C, they feel like they have to belong.

Warrington is a shithole in Cheshire so it's a tough choice 'Do I pretend to be a Scouser or a Manc?'

Manc, not that tought

He's a scouse, he's a scouse, he's a scouse.

You are edscoble aicmfp

just a little reminder people.

thursday 15
the lamb. lambs conduit street
beer.
banter.
more beer.

fuck, that hurts.

Pep Guardiola admits he has to ‘adapt’ to make Manchester City stronger

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/13/pep-guardiola-admits-he-has-to-adapt-to-make-manchester-city-stronger?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

If only they had a striker that could be their plan b. Someone that could score a goal every other game or so. Someone like Dzeko perhaps?

Man Citeh fined £35,000 for Aguero's assult on Luiz and Chelsea £100,000 for Luiz putting his leg in the way of Aguero's boot.

No points dedduction but it looks as though Chelsea will be forced to sell Oscar to pay the fine.

Take it the FA didn't fancy going down to CAS then.

Chelsea let off lightly again, it's a conspiracy.

...or if they realised that John Stones is not a defender

Stylistically speaking can you compare him to Pique, Ramos or Luiz?

#squarepegroundhole

As I've always said, he's a graceful player on the ball but just can't defend

Just saw the news.
£60m. Fantastic piece of business that. More money than sense over there atm.

Replace him or get Fabregas and Chalobah more involved?

John Bishop is from Winsford.

Get your Cheshire shitholes right.

To be fair, Cheshire is a long way from Wantage.

We all know you'll sign him back in two years for £80m.

Oh, Arsene...

We have been so shit the last few months it's been like watching a Mike Walker team but fuck me, I thought we'd get tonked at least 4 zip tonight

https://mobile.twitter.com/haiaronaldo/status/808789409600520192

waking up to check the scores from last night, Thanks Everton