Football

Shall we let the midgets talk about Derby again for a bit?

This

We're playing chesterfield?

There will be goals, just not for us.

Are you trying the reverse hex technique?

GTFO

Shit, Schteve just got manager of the month. We're cursed for the next ten games.

We've kept fewer clean sheets this season than your average Liverpool fan. Derby to win, by a few.

Last game we only had two shots on target, we're not creating enough chances. Nil nil is an aspirational result for us.

Fucking hell, you lot will be predicting scorelines in the minus ranges soon.

Looking forward to another early ELP soccerrrrballlllll Superrrrr Sunday kickoff on my couch on Sunday night... Baggies, bogie team... The Count will be getting his P45 on Monday morning...

You're a count.

We've had that gag... 2.4/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqK62LYPgM

Just listen to the crowd go wild. And the commentators.

Trés originale.

Count is about as tedious as Poche/Pooch/Sherif.

You're turning into 🌽 🐶.
What's next, air max thea sneaker boots?

Ronaldo has just shown he earned £191mil last year. That's nearly £3.7m per week. A cool half a mil a day

You know I'm trolling, right? 😂

🤔
#ifuckinghopeso

Let's go with Il Conte... 😋

Watford vs Everton as a Saturday lunchtime game? Are the FA/Sky TV on the fucking turps? #Australiademandsentertainment

Nobody cares about the noon match. That's the pre loading match.

I do... Tried watching the Melbourne City vs Sydney United (?) game last night, what a pile of crap... Nice Melbourne goal but couldn't bear to watch the whole thing... Not even Championship quality...

I'm gearing up for the Wasps/Toffees game now, I'll be in bed after 20mins no doubt...

I'm sleepy just thinking about Watford Everton.

have a listen it's a cracker

just been a back heeled volley goal

Lovely finish...

It's woken the crowd up, not a peep til now...

It has actually been a decent game. When things aren't going well for Troy he looks like a proper fat lump of a sunday league striker. That touch earlier and then that comedy moment at the back post just now. Shanked it off his stoods.

quick, someone pass pisti the bleach