Football

Went to Fulham v Birmingham today. Fucking hell it was dire.

Can't be bothered to cycle through but Spurs CL game at Monaco is on general sale, £20 in the bleeders at Wembley but you really get a bad view and all that.

sausagefingers

Oh dear! Leicester just made Lallana look good.

Shut up, you stupid boy!

Went to Fulham v Birmingham today. Fucking hell is was dire.

Indeed. I was there with my daughter. For once I wasn't bothering to tell her to concentrate on the game. Left her playing with that clappy banner thing and trying to make some atmosphere.

missed the derby i was out eating roasted meat, nom. Sounded like a good game.
Guardiol 1-0 Mourinho

So the Portuguese Pulis was put in his place, along with ultra giddy United fans. It's almost like the Premiership has teams in it that are better than Hull.

Wasn't he unbeaten for 3 years in home games for Chelsea? Didn't manage 3 games for United.

a fine performance by liverpool yesterday
christened our new stand in great style
still looking dodgy at the back though, hopefully we'll get that sorted before chelsea on friday !

Come on Chelsea...

Started playing 11-a-side for a team (Downs FC) set up by some Clapton FC fans.

Managed to stay in the side despite a few very good non-league players (and one former international - one cap for Bermuda) joining our team and now we're unbeaten after our first two competitive matches. And we're sponsored by a beer shop.

I've enjoyed playing so much I've delayed my introduction to cross racing till I get dropped.

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Good work Tom.

In the new stand at Anfield. Didn't know Norwegians were that witty 😒

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^ shameful that they would taunt leicester in such a fruitless manner.

Just watched the highlights of the Manchester derby, so letting De bruyne go from chelsea annoyed me at the time and seeing him and Silva work together is just salt in the wound.

I was about to rubbish this post as when i checked there were no £20 tickets left but just checked now and seats in the gods are £15 now. I'm going to go..

Also apologies to all for almost ending the football thread.

Thanks Jose.
De Bruyne, Lukaku, Schurrle have all been masterstrokes.

Lukaku is past it. A liability.

Sunderland really are fucking dreadful. Clinical from Lukaku, mind.

Peak Lolkaku?

My seat tonight

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Awful first half and Barkley rightly hauled off at HT after a stinker. Deulofeu came on and gave us more natural width with Bolasie pushing up on the left...3 piss easy, well taken goals by Lukaku. He needed at least 1 goal tonight as he's been stinking the gaff out since March and was getting dogs abuse from the fans.
Typical shitless Moyes...I said to my mate next to me, we needed a second to finish this game then Moyes won't have a clue

Job done, another goal would've taken us second but I'm happy enough - 4 games unbeaten

Clean sheet, big Rom back in the goals and 3rd in the league but Gana/Gueye what a player. A snip at 7 mil given his performances so far. Thankfully it's a long way from the dismal end of last season under Martinez. Koeman laying down the law and making changes when players are not performing. I hope Barkley can bounce back from what's been an indifferent start to the season. Koeman has been vocal saying he needs to start performing and can no longer be considered a player with potential. A decent start and confidence growing. Kudos to the club for donating 200K to the Sunderland mascot's cancer treatment fund, that definitely made me feel proud to be an Evertonian.

So what's going wrong for Barkley at the moment?

west brom stoke and sunderland are tricky opponents pisti

well done on your unbeaten run and third, you must be well proud

And you cunts call us bitter? 🤔😒

Not forgetting 1-1 with Spurs, opening game.

How did you lot get on against the mighty Burnley?