Football

Everton appear to be getting close to appointing Ryan Giggs as 1st team coach with Phil Neville as Director of Football.

Source?

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Please tell me this is not a wind up?

It's clearly a wind up.

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It would be the greatest day on the football thread EVEA.

I WOULD LOZZLES.
So many lozzles.

There's more chance of Derby winning The Premier League next season

benitez staying with newcastle, what price a quick return to the premier league?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/25/rafael-benitez-stay-newcastle-manager-premier-league

Wonder how much control he's taken back from Ashley and his ne'er do well's...

Probably very little. Mike Ashley's a lunatic.

Oh fuck...Phil Neville's just left Valencia

Coincidence?

*prepares horsepiss cocktail

Hahaa please, please, please

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So that's:

Phil Neville
Gary Neville
David Moyes
Steve McLaren
Ronnie Dalia
Louis Van Gaal
Manuel Pellegrini

All looking for a job

And Tim!

A piece on @Pistanator's favourite topic, who is really a fan? And does their opinion matter if they're not in the ground every week?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/24/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-global-fanbase

no one wants Tim!

or turn up at an Irish pub at 3am to get lashed for breakfast

Fond memories of The Mad Dog In The Fog (just not for a ManU game).

Would Colin stand a chance?

Colin?

Mascherano and Alves both leaving Barca

Manure's new manager is still Chelsea's:

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36382637

Lulz.

Warnock.

Colin Wanker.

Man doesn't even own his own name or signature.

#sellout