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I always do.
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Better start expanding the sick room though.
planning approved
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Never happened to me but a mate used to love telling the story of the night he was yentzing a young lady (off-season, West Ham fan) and he snapped his banjo string mid-coitus... HE WAS (LITERALLY) PISSING BLOOD ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!?!
Put me off my game for a week or two after hearing that...
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Never happened to me but a mate
I call BS.
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One thing you bells are forgetting about Sturridge is that he makes Darren Anderton look fit
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Do you fancy Darren Anderton?
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Feels like Friday, so a bit of music should do no harm, at least for now. There is a banjo too.
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Will Sunderland fans and players all be wearing T-shirts at the next match with his mug all over?
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4 years and he'll be out in 15 months due to good behaviour and some house arrest yada yada yada.
There will be some shitehouse club that signs him in January, the whole country will be taking the moral high ground and he'll never play for them.
Let's hope they give him the nonce treatment in whichever jail he ends up.
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