Football

Zaha really hasn't done anything in terms of progression since I saw him last.

Have you bumped into him on your commute?

Fuck off tv pundits....

Lawrenson is an appalling commentator.

Rarely do I come on here these days but what I can see clearly is that every time Corni uses "pooch, The Sherrif" or "Master P" he sounds like a prize cunt!

"Sheriff's badge" would be a more accurate description...

Makes me wanna smack him every single time... He's this 👌 close to going on ignore...

I'd never put Corny on ignore - he's not exactly Lynx...

Saw him at palace vs derby. He was in his defender's back pocket most/all of the game.

Rarely, verrily forsooth and what what.

You need some punctuation in your rant.

Otherwise, 8/10.

Corny? Self-awareness? Nope...

We've all seen his taste in sneakers...

That was just after his England call up. Nice to see he made a little big and fruitful international career.

He drew 4 players towards him for Frazier Campbell's goal yesterday. I don't know if he meant the pass he made, but it was the second pass by a different playe that went through the gap that made the goal. That was class.

Frazier then demonstrated his amazing ability. I do like him though, he seems honest as a player. Frazier, not zaha. Zaha needs to "do a ronaldo" and cut back everything from his game, play as a goal scorer.

#I know nothing

Zaha, Bebe, Buttner, Obertan. Fergie really was sozzled at the end of his reign.

Still won the league though.

So what went wrong with Zaha at ManUre?

Obviously apart from slinging it up Moyes' daughter...

@furious_tiles @>>>>>>

Get to fuck!

Why can derogatory nicknames be regurgitated by everyone in here and be just football thread "bants!?!?" And me choosing various nicknames for MY teams manager can cause such outrage and dummy spitting?

Get a life football dorks!

If you read rob Smyth's guardian piece, it'll explain its not one thing that has gone wrong at united. Getting it right was a perfect storm of psychotic players, manager, money, media fawning, total control, and quite simple football.

Examples of bantZ names in here please.

Also, you're better than that and you're a grown man. Not Tim Lovejoy.

Benitez, Allardyce, mclaren.

You don't get to put the boot in and then when someone reacts say they should be better than that. You wanted a response, you got one you don't get to tell me how I should respond.
Fuck that game.

Those are names in common circulation. Used by the whole world. You are attempting to create a name out of nothing. You are forcing it. It is inauthentic. It sounds false. Like renaming a spoon to mister mouth shovel. Or fork to the food stabber.

Everything starts somewhere. One person names a thing, others start naming a thing. The thing is named.
I didn't start the sheriff nickname, I've just continued its usage. If my use of it and alternatives is sand in the vaginas of you @furious_tiles, @>>>>>> and others then even more reason to keep using it.

Nickname haters gonna hate, unless of course they get to coin the nickname which moves into common usage..