Football

Everton fans singing

"Don't you wish your owner was Mosh-i-ri"

To "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"

😂

Good to see @Markyboy 's worries yesterday appear to be unfounded...

Hang on, did we just glide past Everton in the table?

Proper fan you...you've been a place above us for over a week!

Or not.

I hardly ever look at the table anymore, nice to be back in the top half anyway...

It's a nightmare trying to watch games out here, lunchtime and evening KOs are OK but anything else is impossible without proper preparation...

It feels like something that's happening somewhere else that I can't be a part of, bit odd tbh... *gets out tiny violin*

Christ....do Villa even football?

.bloody BBC website wasn't updating properly.

First time since 1958 Bournemouth beat Southampton. Get in

Reading back has this turned into HMT?
#moby

We made hard work of that game, slowly getting back to where we should be but not looking very convincing while we're doing it...

Not really. No.

I'm amazed that Chelsea are no longer a bottom half of the table club.

And only 5 points from ManU although they have a game in hand...

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We made hard work of that game, slowly getting back to where we should be but not looking very convincing while we're doing it...

For all the bedwetting about entitlement...I keep asking for proof of posts and I get radio silence yet ^ what gives football thread knoblers?

Was hoping you'd pick up on that... That simply means that with the title winning squad we've got we should be challenging for the top spot and not playing the way we are, like a collection of players who've never set foot on a pitch together...

heady heights of 8th! crazy season, would love Hiddink to take the job he brings a confident calmness to the club.

oh and fabio Borini's equaliser was well nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8cpHQw_hqI

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Was hoping you'd pick up on that... That simply means that with the title winning squad we've got we should be challenging for the top spot and not playing the way we are, like a collection of players who've never set foot on a pitch together...

But but but what about "daddy"? I he was the genius of the household?...Went out to buy milk now he shacked up with that Mancunian skank.

You're clearly on drugs, I'm having breakfast right now so not really on your wavelength...

Is it a Hunter S. Thompson breakfast?

I had just cut into the second sausage when the drugs began to take hold...

No. This:

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”

Michael Essien repeatedly calls Jose Mourinho 'daddy' at Real Madrid unveiling

The reason you're where you are...

I think I managed that once in my life so far.

Indeed. Not a single post from Liverpool fans hints at entitlement yet the Chelsea whoppers harp on about it all the time. As do Arsenal