Football

You'd rather you didn't win something and stop the inevitable scouse-slide into permanent mediocrity? You'd rather spend hundreds of millions of £'s on the mediocre players that LVG and Woodward can attract? Or worse, let Giggs take over and do some hair stroking?
Or would you like Jose to attract some good players, and weed out the current shite?

He might not be what you need in the long term, but he's not a long term manager. What you need is a kick up the arse - this he can deliver.

Jose and Pep in the same town.
Again.
#stopfootball
#again

(getting rid of Woodward, letting the Class of 92 fuck up monumentally,it's a proper Augean stables thing)
(yes, i used that about Liverpool. I heard Claridge on the radio yesterday. Saying "history. Tradition. they could play the dog and duck and get 75k in the stands". The slide has happened.)

There's 350 miles between Madrid and Barcelona, statto.

Yeah. Yeah.
I made the mistake of same competition = same town.

Imagine, if you can, those two back in the same league.
"holier than thou Pep"
and
"fallen angel Jose"

It'll be great. Especially if Leicester can win back to back titles.

I'll quote you on that when/if it happens and JM is all up in PG's grille over something or other.

Can't wait. I love Jose being Jose.

Lots of half and half scarves on sale at the Emirates for tonights game...

Lots of half and half scarves on sale at the Emirates for tonights game...

Same for every game these days. 'course you'd know that if you ever went near a football ground.

Shots fired!

just waiting for you to go and support Haringey Borough or Boreham Wood FC, slagging off Wenger on the way out, accuse me of not buying you a pint, EVAH! For your transformation into Pisti to be complete.

looking forward to watching the Arsenal Barca match, and then watching the Juve Bayern game, want to see Pogba have a go at the Bayern midfield... and Sanchez, have a go at Barca's back line...
Hoping it's not a lot of cat and mouse, and super tactical...

Score prediction Arsenal 1 - Barca 3

Where are you watching (not so) big (anymore) guy?

home on the bt sport, their lovely advanced player means I can watch them one after the other hopefully.
Just about to leave work? Got at least a fifty min journey in front of me. Meetings mean I'm just another train commuter today.

Shame, I was hoping for the Effra.

Go and sit on his doorstep.
Bring beer.

So the goalie plays for Barcelona with Messi and Neymar. What has your club ever done for Barcelona?

Not @dicki and @mikec etc obvs.

Raki?

Flamini. LOL.

I see the flood gates have opened...

The famous Arsenal collapse

Mate they have a Gladbach goalie. Raki in midfield and Messi Neymar and Suarez in attack.

All Lpool got is a Sacchi carbon copy with a hair transplant.