Football

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Yawn.

Unsuccessful dwarf troll is unsuccessful...

Bloody hot here today, 34°c but feels way hotter with the humidity... Big storm's on the way too...

Sandstorm on its way over here. It's a chilly 24 degrees today.

Tropical weather thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So Spurs are signing Moussa Dembele MKII from Fulham. That's not going to be confusing at all is it?

Mousa not moussa.
Was some interesting thoughts about how you could differentiate them in the guardians transfer window blog yesterday.
Think I'm leaning towards moussa the elder, and mousa the younger..

Mousub 1 and Mousub 2.

That would be Abu Mousa, can't see that going down to well.

Ha!

Ungh.
Fucking nicknames.

CR7 thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

If only football had a way of uniquely identifying each player in a squad.

Fulham can't afford to lose both Dembele and McCormack (they've already turned down one bid from Boro but he's obviously itching to go).

Oh well, at least the League 1 tickets will be slightly cheaper.

So you were already living here or you came over to visit and took in a game?

How old were you?

Are you enquiring as to his plastic credentials?

How would one go about getting a pair of tickets for the cup final?

It's okay Graham, we know you are the most authentic football fan the world has ever seen. There's no need to wave your willy about it.

Are you actually considering going to a game?

Well it would be rude not seeing as I live 20 mins away from Wembley. Although i wouldn't want to spend a fortune on the tickets

the 2nd one is for me !

I might be able to get you a couple in the City end.

Not sure I'd like that tbh!

If you're going for the first time in your life to watch a football match you might as well get a seat amongst the winners.

#truplastic

The Green Man is the pre-match pub for LFC this final, so you can pop down and enjoy the company of your fellow scousers.

Shudders