Football

That's gotta be it for mourinho

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Gooner fans plead with Mathieu Flamini (with his newly supposed billionaire status) to seal Lionel Messi transfer before Champions League clash v Barcelona.. Who writes this shite??

How is Flamini a billionaire?

He invested in a little company...

And saving the world, his name even appears in chemistry exam papers ffs.

Well he's not one yet. He funded a company which is apparently the only one to have a patented method of producing a certain non-fossil fuel which can replace oil.

Burning Chelsea team kit?

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2015/nov/16/mathieu-flamini-arsenal-chemical-company-saviour

How is Flamini a billionaire?

Didn't you know? He's going to save the world.

People who like money

We've heard of managers losing the dressing room but is Chelsea the first case of a dressing room losing its manager?

No. There are none better than that mob at getting their manager dumped.My morning is not going as well as I hoped with no news on Needy getting the flick

Why such a rush? The connoisseur will be savouring the protracted agony and hoping his team has them next.

i don't think even at our worst under woy hodgson we were a point off the relegation zone

happy daze

i love the way thrushy develops team spirit by using words such as " betrayed " and saying if he was playing he'd know which way to show mahrez in his post match interviews

no wonder it's so hard to feel any sympathy for that turkey

relegation 6 pointer for them next weekend. Apparently, although they are pretty much in the relegation zone, they are not in a relegation battle!

Schadenfreude, it's the only thing the Kloppites are gonna win at this season...

Right now we're in a relegation battle.
The only way for us to play in Europe next year is by winning it, which is highly unlikely.

Leicester deserved to win last night. Chelsea played a shocker. Everything was negative, body language of the players and the coaching staff. Setup of the team.
Best thing he can do is get the team to midtable and start bleeding some youngsters quickly.

If I were a betting man than I'd put money on Roman going all out to secure Guardiola, it'd be a real challenge but right now I can't see it happening.

This surely must be the most spectacular collapse of a defending championship team.

PSG must be grinning at Chelsea's form, being dispatched so often..

Lampard sounded well reasoned and intelligent last night on Sky Sport as a pundit. How'd that happen?

I'm convinced it's all an elaborate torment by the Almighty Satan... #straighttohellforteenslain

Perhaps that private education is starting to pay dividends for him?

This surely must be the most spectacular collapse of a defending championship team.

Worst I can remember was the season football was invented, when Leeds finished 17th. Obviously, this is prehistory for Plastics.

Apparently Man City were champions and got relegated the following year despite being top scorers.