Football

2 points between Chelsea and Bournemouth, who would've thunk it back in July...3 points off relegation after a third of the season.
Wasn't that tit Redknapp saying last week "they'll still finish top 4"

If they finish top 4 I'll cut my bollocks off!

just like you wore the shirt

I'd rather go to a fuckin Oasis gig than wear that fuckin shirt!

how about wearing the shirt at an Oasis gig

No, sorry. Still rather cut my bollocks off...with a spoon

A rusty spoon?

#prayforchelsea

#jesuischelsea #mourinhoout

So happy for Eddie Howe and Bournemouth.

Funny (well, hilarious actually) how we've now reached the point where the big clubs want Chelsea to win at Leicester next game.

They really are in the toilet now. But they'll be like that big shit that won't go down

They'll be a four flusher...

So, who's in after the gobshite gets sacked?

Moyes?
Sherwood?
Brenda?
Holloway?
Warnock?
Curbishley?

You say that but...

Last time they started off this shite was 37yrs ago
They got relegated

Now if only Villa, Sunderland and Newcastle could stop pissing about

Steve Clarke.

Any guesses to the manager who Howard Webb says is scared of playing at Stoke, lets hope that he isn't entrusted with anything too important like the hopes of a nation.

WORLD Cup final referee Howard Webb says that Stoke City is the hardest place in the Premier League to be a referee. He said: "It's tough coming to Stoke, I have to say it's the hardest place in the Premier League to referee – by a country mile."

"It's hostile, the fans are hostile and it's difficult for the away teams as well.

"I can remember standing next to a well-known manager as fourth official and he said to me, 'I hate coming to Stoke, hate it.' I said well, he only had to come once a season as a manager, I had to go six or seven times a season. Then he got sacked the next week.

"Then funnily enough he got a new job and his first away game was at the Britannia Stadium."

Redknapp

Can anyone tell me what's with the Campbell dummy celebration?

You say that but...

Last time they started off this shite was 37yrs ago
They got relegated

Now if only Villa, Sunderland and Newcastle could stop pissing about starting monday

ftfy

I wonder how committed to building that stadium they are?

If they go down, lose a tonne of TV money and then Roman decides to call it a day...

I imagine that owning a Championship side doesn't quite have the same kudos with all his Dacha chums.

Anyone with a fucking brain hates Stoke. It's a shit part of the world with a semi scouse accent.

Good use of metric units.

Thanks

I appreciate si units.

Has Mike hacked into @mashton's account?

Cuz that's the worst trolling ever...