Football

Everton and Newcastle both use the same pitch. I'd say that's a very good explanation.

You have to ask what each use on their training ground pitches too. Arsenal use the same system at London Colney as at the grove.

@jaw And Chelsea you tit

Don't drag me into the Everton treatment room you melt!

We've got a relegation fight to worry about, think that's enough for this season.

Play your cards right and you'll have Thursday night football next season.

Or we can win it (again) and qualify as winners...

Looks like Jaw has been at the wild mushrooms.

@jaw 6 pointer with Norwich next Saturday

could be going to the spurs norwich boxing day match, this makes me happy...
just in time to make it two visits this calendar year...
Huzzah!

Talking of treatment rooms Dimitri Payet is now languishing in one at West Ham after some fucking no hope from a scouse scum club scissor tackled him last weekend.

No mark player performing a hatchet job on one of the most gifted in the EPL and because the inexperienced ref thought it only warranted a yellow card there will be no further action.
And Clive thinks there is a conspiracy against Chelsea. Don't get me started on the joke fines for failing to control players.

Very much this. McCarthy did a job on Payet and now he's out for up to three months. The rulebook as it is at the moment is a joke and retrospective decisions get made only when the suits feel like it.

I'm still fuming about it and even a fan of any other team must realise how much it is such shame that Payet will be out for months as even without my rose tinted specs on he's an absolute joy to watch.

One bright side to look on is that I hope Martin Samuelsen gets a breakthrough into the 1st team as he is shaping up to be mustard.

^What tiles said.

Payet, Vardy, Mahrez, Lanzini, Tadic, Dier and Ighalo are all looking like top top players at the moment.

Ranieri or Bilic for manager of the month, shirley?

If you were running a doping program you would have to be a madman to alienate the medical staff.

Oh.

*waves

*Pisses in your bleach

...anyway, massive pea

Bilic>Martinez

Even without Payet will finish above both scouse tinpot clubs

Hilarious! Fuck me, they've been wank pretty much all their existence...a few victories and they reckon they'll be in the Champions League!

Cockneys...I've shit 'em 😤

Waits patiently until 15th May

Talking of shit injuries, good news today
Baines played a full 90mins in a behind doors friendly against Preston. Winning 4-3, he scored and set one up from a free-kick

We're gonna win the league

No you're not...

Fuck knows how Fabregas got on there 😒

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