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That Ranieri bloke looks decent, Chelsea should take a punt on him

https://vine.co/v/eL99JiwzE9K

Seven Hundred and Fifty to One

Despite Friday night I still reckon we will get promoted this season which is a bit of a shame as I was looking forward to playing Chelsea next year.

Nice.

"Arnautovic is a fantastic person but has the attitude of a child" - the speci...jose mourinho

I am hoping this is Jamie Vardy's season and he breaks all records. What energy and movement, plus smashing that penalty in with real determination.

thats got to be that for the jose surely
he just can't handle a windy wet saturday in stoke ... let alone a weds

Or a sunny Saturday at the Bridge. He couldn't even handle a pan right now

You should've been a poet, Mike...

Repeated punctuation fail.

Another bleach cocktail please barman.

As Chelsea possibly will not be able to get a proper new coach, Hoeness and Heynckes could do it for charity?

Could we get some decent trolls in please? These guys, much like Diego, are missing an open goal...

i wonder how many chelsea players have relegation clauses in their contracts

#mostexpensive2nddivisionwagebillevar

Agreed.

dirk kuyt appears to be ripping up the erdedivisie

go dirk

Fantastic article by Jack Collison:
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/jack-collison-interview-the-story-of-one-footballers-broken-premier-league-dreams-a6725626.html
I really hope he follows in the footsteps of some of the others who's playing days were cut short and then manage at the top level.

Morning weapons...so what have I missed?

*puts kettle on

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/07/chelsea-considering-hiring-brendan-rodgers-as-interim-manager-report-5487205/

Megalozzles!!!!!!!!!

Has Clive hacked into Pisti's account?

Who's Clive?

Oh, that's right... I hear they're burning red-trousered effigies of him in Birkenhead and Oslo...

Welcome back cunt.

pisti's back

just as everton go above liverpool in the league