Football

Derby County
http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Derby-County-Rams-star-Stefano-Eranio-sacked-TV/story-28033857-detail/story.html

Derby County

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Middlesbrough
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/29/middlesbrough-fans-put-on-light-show-to-support-redcar-steel-workers-v-manchester-united-5468219/

am I doing it right?

It's looking tight. I fully expect Brighton to fall away eventually.

Burnley haven't really been gelling yet but we're still grinding out wins (helped in no small part by Gray's goals).

kapow!

Apologies about the height gag. I owed you one for the HH gag.

As for the rest of it, the history is way over my head (oops) and I should probably shut up.

Ah I forgot about that dig...(soz)

History is something Liverpool fans have the, oh fuck what's the word I'm after here? ah yes, monopoly on.

Blah blah blah and the star is only one and its name is @cliveo.

My only wish is he could give us a bit of that rather than keeping this insignificant silent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAtBrsdfnhs

Sky Sports article using stats and everything to make the case for or hype Erik Lamela before the North London Derby, currently Spurs 2nd most creative player behind Eriksen

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/15122/10054555/erik-lamela-in-form-for-tottenham-argentine-rewarding-fans8217-patience

"The chance laid on for Kane (vs Villa) was the 24th he has fashioned this season, only one behind Christian Eriksen.

That puts him among the top 10 most creative players in the Premier League and the trajectory is going in the right direction. In his first season at Spurs, Lamela created 1.6 openings per 90 minutes. Last season it was 2.3. Now he's up at 3.4 chances per game, a rate bettered by only a handful of players in the country."

Karim Benzema arrested by police in sex-tape blackmail case. Handed himself in after Arsenal showed interest. ba dum tish, no really he's been arrested

Poor @cliveo has made it to the Evening Standard now;

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/crawl-back-to-your-horrible-merseyside-home-top-city-lawyer-filmed-in-antiliverpool-rant-after-a3106751.html

he's gone viral

I'm meant to go see a Clapton FC game with @cliveo in a couple of weeks. I'm lolling about the prospect of him being recognized already.

Don't lose any sleep over the press, Clive.

good thing he didn't use any language stronger than scum!

I feel that, as a community, we should show solidarity with @cliveo.

Maybe one of us needs to be filmed doing an expletive laden rant about our team's rival(s) that will go viral and take the heat off Clive. Any volunteers?

In.

I fucking hate Wealdstone.

I feel that, as a community, we should show solidarity with @cliveo.

#jesuisclive

#jesuisclive

If I was Clive I think I would be hastily trying to remove 'driver on the wing' reports from the Internet. The years of accumulated chauvinism might undercut his defence that it was a one-off after passion got the better of him on Saturday.

Watch out for the warrior, cause if you want some, he'll give it to yer.

This just goes to prove that there is a pro Liverpool bias in the media which is of course all part of the FA conspiracy against Chelsea.

Oh dear. This isn't going well is it.