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But we ain't got no history...

so you are trying to manufacture it.

Nah, we're just trying to win all the cups...

Win all the cups, wait 20 years, shove it down the necks of Liverpool supporters. I can't say I'm against that.

Hilarious rumour that Sherwood wants to part exchange Benteke for Adebayor, based on him "getting the best out of him" whilst he was in charge at spurs.
Now I like Adebayor, but he does blow hot and cold, and hasn't had a great goal scoring season since '07/'08, when he got 30 goals for Arsenal, his next highest total is 18 for us in '11/'12, I wouldn't bank on him being the primary solution to any teams scoring problems..

I'm really hoping that is meedja bollocks. Benteke is £32.5m - that's it. No cast-off, whopping-salary has-beens in exchange thanks.

Adebayor >>>>>>>>>>
Lambert >>>>>>>>>>>

for 32.5mn you could have andy carroll

Is he still playing?

Half that, tops!

Great news for Corney

TfL are spending the next nine months building Cycle Superhighway 1 from White Hart Lane stadium to Liverpool Street station. Provided you can find your way to Liverpool Street, you will soon be able to find your way to White Hart Lane by simply following the superhighway.

No more excuses.

i think adebayour just wants to do this again

I just got that email, it's great news for @cornelius_blackfoot

"we will be building Cycle Superhighway 1 from White Hart Lane stadium to Liverpool Street station"

He'd have to actually score a goal to do so.

I reckon I've got a better chance of scoring a Premier League goal next season.

Gervinho turned down a move to Abu Dhabi because his requirements of a private beach and helicopter couldn't be met.

A PRIVATE FUCKING BEACH.

Go Big or stay at the club that is already paying you a huge wage.

Maybe he put that in thinking it's too big they'll never give me that, but if they do!!!!!!

It's not that much to ask for a private beach.
@bodieanddoyle

They aren't short of sand. Or cheap fuel for a helicopter.

I thought that was standard in every contract over there...

So, it's not an unreasonable request for a place that has a high supply of both sand and fuel.
Hmmm. Perhaps maybe we could have some more qualideee control in here.

Supercar(s), helicopter, MacMansion, private beach/mooring, yacht, etc...

Pretty standard requests for all my freelance contracts... Plus a massive bowl of blue smarties erryday...

Quick check to determine they're meeting standards?

Pearson sacked. Harsh.

when you're son amongst a group of players goes all the only way is essex in thailand, and the tape leaks out, and your owners are thai, not much room to wiggle there.
wondering how @Markyboy is feeling right now?

when you're son amongst a group of players goes all the only way is
essex in thailand, and the tape leaks out, and your owners are thai,
not much room to wiggle there. wondering how @Markyboy is feeling
right now?

I've put this through Google Translate but am none the wiser.

Thailand is the only way to go when Essex player you root within a
band, and the band stop filter Masters in his swing and Thai, there is
not much space. kielMarkyboy feel now?

Now that's crystal.