Football

Oh, Prole...

back of the net.

Looks aright now, all new and with nobody in, but once the fans get in, with theirs silly coloured shirts, and have been in spilling their wine all over the place, spreading crumbs from their cheese and escargot baguettes, and tramping mud all up the stairs, it'll be ruined within a season. You wouldn't buy a white sofa, same goes for stadia.

On to serious matters.

Who is going to be at the London Nocturne. Good opportunity for a Football Thread get together?

No one really gives a whatsit for the CL final this year do they? Can always Sky+ it.

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I'm going to be in Japan visiting the in-laws again. I'd planned it later this year so it didn't clash with the Play Off final...

#stilllow

Lightweight. I'm rocking up to both Miriam's birthday and the Nocturne.

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If it's anything like EP's last birthday, all you be good for in the evening is your bed.

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Best form of contraception was the idea of more than two children's birthday parties in a year.

Best birthday party was with 15 11 year old girls at Stamford Bridge. It was the day before the last game of the season; Chelsea v Liverpool. Our stadium tour was called off as they had a closed training session on the pitch. We were invited to watch it. Got pictures of the girls with Zola (day before his last game) Petit, Bogarde, Babyaro, Gallas, Zenden and more...

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These Walcott and Wilshere lads are all right

Glad I sorted my season ticket for next year earlier!

Gerrard getting the home and away send offs he deserved

liverpool winning the race not to finish 5th

come on southampton

Liverpool winning the possession...

ooofff, leicester put the season to bed with style

For once I'm glad Liverpool managed to qualify for Europe.

#4moreyears

#rodgersin

#stillhigh

LOL. what a fucking embarrassment.

There are some seriously dreadful rumours circulating about the imminent arrival of Slaven Bilic...