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Should've plumped for the easy option...

Besides, Arteta has ambition

Of FFS! How many times!!?

If he does I'll turn up to South Drinks naked with a carrot up my arse!

Forum signature until the transfer window shuts.

^ Pre-lubed?

I think that's cheating...

To be fair, a little club like Everton should cash-in while Man City are on a spree, claw themselves out of mid-table mediocrity.

You're a Brummy right?

shakes cock

Get that thing away from me!

It'll give you bruises

In the Gary...

...Lineker?

Whatever floats your boat, I hear Pisti is a very giving lover...

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Was it just me or did no one else think Leighton Baines was abismal, he fluffed almost every touch

I'm with you on that one Neu, he was abysmal. I'm sure that pitch didn't help but if that game is an indicator of his qualities maybe there's hope for us all.

i was thinking of abi titmuss

So news from Liverpool is that they're letting Fabio Aurelio go because of a poor injury record, and they would only offer him a pay per play salary.

They were more than happy to pay £20m for an injured midfielder last summer, what's the difference.

Aurelio is probably the only liverpool player i liked, it's a shame he's been let go.

I would like Benayoun if it wasn't for his antics during Lasagna-gate. I too hope he leaves Liverpool though

Yeah its a shame about fabio, he was an all round good egg. remember that free kick he scored against chelsea in the champions league semi (or quarter i can't remember)?
Lets hope we can get some good left back cover in for next season, insua looked knackered till he got injured.

Was it just me or did no one else think Leighton Baines was abismal, he fluffed almost every touch

Oh come on, the whole team was shite and TBH I don't want any Everton players in the In-Gerrr-Lund team!

Yeah its a shame about fabio, he was an all round good egg. remember that free kick he scored against chelsea in the champions league semi (or quarter i can't remember)?
Lets hope we can get some good left back cover in for next season, insua looked knackered till he got injured.

Scored a cracker at OT in the 4-1 hammering Utd took

I was wondering who this Leighton Baines character was myself. Where did he come from? I doubt he'll be on the plane to SA

That cunt Gerrard AND Glen Johnston shouldn't be on the plane after last nights performance either

If Carrick's on the plane we're in trouble!?

We're in trouble already... Determined not to get sucked into In-ger-land fever...

Don't fancy our chances, the manager wasn't happy but the teams that win peak nearer the semis. we have a piss easy group with enough to get us to raise our game, we don't have great squad but tight enough to do well. we also have tons of pace on the break which we haven't had for a while.

defeated Semis at best, no way i am going to stick the flag up in the bedroom window and get a lion tattooed on my ass just yet