Football

Oh boy...

If arsenal aren't careful utd will go above them!

West Ham?

Nasty injury for Debuchy...

Happy with that result... Come on the Chels!

Pardew and Magath for the sack.

Amazing... First hat-trick in a blue shirt... He's a legend already...

Loic Remy as well! Great strike, love it...

Get in Gabby get in Villa. Take that you cunts.

Lozzlez...

Borini to prove me wrong.

Yeah you don't miss Suarez one bit.

Enjoy getting drubbed for a season in the CL with that defence.

Lovely day of football.

Fuck me - 2nd now. What a start.

Nice one Gaby. Happy, happy days for once. Only 30 more points to safety.

What a shite afternoon. Barely worth the trip.

So it's taken Costa barely 4 games to do the same that Nando did in 39. We might be alright this season, let the good times begin. Considering we won the CL and EL with Nando in the team we might even get better still.

#hope

How did Liverpool get on against the relegation fodder from the Midlands?
Time to put Stevie Me out of his misery and relegate him to the bench?

I hate football. Daggers were 1 nil up at half time only to lose 3-2. Balls. We are relegation form at the moment. #sulks

so what happened today, was out on my bicycle , you know those two wheeled velocipedes
did we trash the high flying villains, showing them up and their completely falacious position in the table
did chelseas lucky run finally come to a halt in a park the bus bore fest
arsenals new squad finally clicking wellbeck hatrick ... tell me ?

arsenal didnt exactly click but we looked good going forward, Alexis is brilliant; new favourite player. He scored a stunner and 30 seconds later was back near our corner flag defending. Wilshere was good too and 'dat boy Welbz' almost had a great first goal on debut but hit the post. Definitely some defensive work to do though as City scored two avoidable goals and hit the post about 3 or 4 times while looking fairly average. 2-2 was pretty fair and it was a great game. Gives me hope for Arsenal's ambitions this season, though at the moment it looks like its Chelsea's to lose...

How did Liverpool get on against the relegation fodder from the Midlands?

Heh! They lost as usual.

at least you got to see a decent team today.

Are there actually any defenders in the city of Liverpool? #motd

We had moments of brilliance but our keeper had a nightmare at times and we cannot defend from set pieces.

The bike racks were the most populated they've been since installation though. But it looks like no one cycled down from Cambridge.

Some cracking goals in the Arse-City game, the first three goals were all scorchers. That pass from Navas...

Chelsea did some good business this summer, Fabregas and Diego Costa have been class already, definitely looks like the title's going to Stamford Bridge. Hope that's jinxed it enough. Costa looks like he's going to be the new 'typical Chelsea cunt', which is good, as Terry's time is nearly up.