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He had some wonderful moments if you were watching carefully but we've had a 'team' World Cup, individuals didn't get the chance to shine... IMHO, obvs...

Apart from Ingerlund, Portugal and Spain... They were absolute shite from every angle...

Supposedly Ars have done a deal for Sammi Khedira...

Sauce?

Supposedly they can't afford him..?

^tries shocked face

....Fails

Take it with a mine of salt. He wont diss lfc for all the abuse that will be sent his way, he wont stick it to his ex-club united, citeh and chelsea's well earned petrodollarz guarantees top4...Asre are the soft targets, innit.

I have a sinkin feelin it'll be us that drop out unless we make several better/1st team signings....

In other news I'm really looking forward to seeing Newcastle's new man. If he hits the ground running/keeps a level head, I wonder how more he'll be sold on to another prem team or PSG within a year?

I don't think we will miss out. Confidence will be high and everyone seems to be forgetting when The Bitey one came back from his ban, we were top of the league

Man U have improved, Arsenal have improved, Chelsea have improved, Man C are going nowhere. Who do you think will miss out at Liverpool's expense?

Manchester Untied, they have a shit squad a new manager and a half-crocked striker and pie-man

Did you not see what Van Gaal did with that keeper, the man's a genius I tell you. Joking aside, I have a feeling that Man U will sneek back up at Liverpool's expense.

Betfair exchange seems to think so too.

Top 4 finish odds
Chelsea - 1.05
Man City - 1.07
Arsenal - 1.51
Man U - 1.58
Liverpool - 2.24

I'd have Man U and Liverpool closer than that tho.

Manchester Untied, they have a shit squad a new manager and a half-crocked striker and pie-man

Whereas you STILL have a shit defence and have lost your talismanic striker. I look forward to watching your squad getting stretched beyond belief this season.

With any luck the defense will be sorted out in due course

Owen trolling again...

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2014/07/15/4960979/arsenal-will-miss-out-on-top-four-despite-alexis-signing?ICID=HP_BN_6

Owen is out of his fucking tree.
Arsenal finishing in the top four is up there with Maxwell's laws of Thermodynamics.

Fred announces international retirement aged 30.
http://www1.skysports.com/FIFA-World-Cup-2014/news/12027/9381156/world-cup-2014-brazil-striker-fred-announces-retirement-from-inte

It's looked like he's already retired before the world cup.

Badum-tish

Predos:
• Manure will finish the season above Libpool...
• Mike to throw in the towel before the end of August...

^^
£10 says Liverpool finish above United.

Manchester Untied, they have a shit squad a new manager and a half-crocked striker and pie-man

Predos:
• Manure will finish the season above Libpool...
• Mike to throw in the towel before the end of August...

Both of dis ^

Man Utd have a new manager and a shit new kit, that's it. OK they have no distractions with European football so will have more focus on the league BUT they still have:

Rafael
Evans
Jones
Smalling
Cleverley
Nani

Who are all W A N K!

Rooney's best days are over and I can't see Fellaini getting any better

Not forgetting Vidic & Ferdinand fuckin off

Van Gaal is looking at those named in the next couple of days.

Nani is not wank. Inconsistent, a bit of a show pony, not played in his best position yes. Wank, no.

You saying he should be at Spurs?

Van Gaal is looking at those named in the next couple of days.

And Everton's number is #1 on quick dial

^^
£10 says Liverpool finish above United.

I'll have some of that action...

I'll have some of that action...

Only TS I'm afraid. Just trying to gauge the pre-seaon bedwetting form

Both of dis ^

Man Utd have a new manager and a shit new kit, that's it. OK they have no distractions with European football so will have more focus on the league BUT they still have:

Rafael
Evans
Jones
Smalling
Cleverley
Nani

Who are all W A N K!

Rooney's best days are over and I can't see Fellaini getting any better

Not forgetting Vidic & Ferdinand fuckin off

All of them would get in the first team at Everton on a given day, yep we have plenty of shite, it's not what we do with them, it's what we do without them.

Anyway how are Everton getting on with getting a decent striker?

I don't gamble, Mike... You should already know this...

Only TS I'm afraid. Just trying to gauge the pre-seaon bedwetting form

And you've just won...