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They're mates of mine... But I will be waking them up at 10am tomorrow with my own renditions of Guns 'n' Roses greatest hits...

8am Shirley?

Call the OB, say there's strong smells of weed coming from the premises...

Er... That plan is likely to backfire...

8am Shirley?

I'm a considerate neighbour...

Brazil got off lightly...

Come on you Argies!!!

Ian Wright wearing Superga...
#justsayin

Call the OB, say there's strong smells of weed coming from the premises above and you think there may have been a rape up there*

*David Brent

Wont get a response unless you mention guns or plastic explosives and muslims in the same sentence.
*from personal experience in e10

Oscar just looks like a school boy well out of his depth. There might be a case for Brazil players suffering severe PTSD .

And Luiz is below primary school knowledge of defending. Pathetic defending. What a cunt

I thought Neymar was on the Stoke mandeville spinal ward? Cunt.

Can't believe he pulled a John Terry

Hehehe...

Yentzed his mates' missus?

Racially abused someone while his dad was selling coke from an Essex boozer and his Mum was nicking dog food from Asda?

Libpool to make £26m bid for Lukaku

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/07/12/exclusive-liverpool-in-talks-to-complete-26m-deal-to-sign-chelsea-forward/

Moar!!!

I've heard we're keeping him... Could be total bollocks tho'...

I thought that Moaninho was going to attempt to offload 'Nando and keep Lukaku who's had enough of being shipped out single seasons.

Apparently we've signed a pre-contract agreement with Nigeria's U20 star player, 16-year old Musa Yahaya. The new Iniesta apparently....

Apparently we've signed a pre-contract agreement with Nigeria's U20 star player, 16-year old Musa Yahaya. The new Iniesta apparently....

There might well be a lot of clubs who've signed agreements like that.

Very likely. My comment was 50% sarcasm, as we've done fuck all in the market yet. Lloris signing a 5 year extension is great, but he'll still be off in a couple of years, we're just ensuring he doesn't go on the cheap.

Caught offside is the least reliable source for footballing news. 99% gossip

I thought that Moaninho was going to attempt to offload 'Nando and keep Lukaku who's had enough of being shipped out single seasons.

The Moronic one does not like goal scorers.

Apparently we have £135million to spend, most likely on shite

Caught offside is the least reliable source for footballing news. 99% gossip

This.

We'd be more likely to sign the Belgian kid (Origi?) for half the £20M being quoted on Lukaku.

Sounds legit... This has been the knob-out World Cup...

I can't work out if that's an upgrade or a downgrade from 'best World Cup ever'.

This.

We'd be more likely to sign the Belgian kid (Origi?) for half the £20M being quoted on Lukaku.

Your lot have tapped up Wilfried Bony, can't see them going for more than one striker unless Aspas goes?