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I would leave Kuyt off the list. He was clearly never supposed to score.

Yeah...Robbie Keane, Andy Carrol, Aquilani, Voronin, Diouf, Nunez....

Rush 346 goals
Fowler 183
Dalglish 180
Owen 158
Barnes 108
Suarez 82
Torres 81
Aldo 63
Heskey 60
Beardsley 59

All got replaced (eventually), Suarez will be too (and in Sturridge and Sterling, maybe we have them already)

I would leave Kuyt off the list. He was clearly never supposed to score.

Turns out he got 71 goals for Liverpool. Can't quite believe it myself. Only every 4th game though.

He came with such a great goalscoring record before the Premier League drained it out of him though. Although I reckon I'd have a pretty good goalscoring record in the Eredivisie if some of the Prem's flops are anything to go by.

Your mum could probably score 20 goals a season there.

I was thinking in particular of Kezman and Afonso '45 goals in 39 games' Alves, who else is there?

Back to Liverpool I see. Astonishing
Nice one Suarez.
I think he just made sure that no other clubs come in for him, such is his desire to stay at Anfield

I was thinking in particular of Kezman and Afonso '45 goals in 39 games' Alves, who else is there?

Hunterlaar, Altidore got 20 goals a season there too

Brian Ruiz too

Nice one Greece!

Japan!

We need to sell that guy. I've said it before, and will say it again, he's a loose cannon.

Hopefully someone will still pay £68M for him...

£40,000,001

Actually, when I thought he had cleaned up his act I would have loved to have him at the Arse but now he can definitely >>>>>>>>>>>>

I was thinking in particular of Kezman and Afonso '45 goals in 39 games' Alves, who else is there?

Mounir El Hamdoui? I think he's a lethal finisher in the Ere Division.

That was the old contract. Supposedly the new one is £68M

That was the old contract. Supposedly the new one is £68M

Its the Arsenal way. You want £68m? We'll give you £20m and Bendtner and not a penny more.

You fuckin what??!

*Uruguay captain Diego Lugano: "You saw this, really? You need to show me because I didn't see anything. Did you see it today or did you see what happened in other years. You couldn't have seen it today because nothing happened.

"The worst of everything is the attitude of Chiellini. He's a great player, with an enormous status. It doesn't correspond with Italian football. As sportsmen leaving the field, crying and appealing against a rival. As a man he disappointed me totally."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/27990463

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What's he meant to say? Anything but a denial will ruin their world cup

At least he showed some hunger. More than you can say for any England play.

All the whopper Kopites sticking together I see

#weapons

Hey, I'm not sticking up for him, I said we should have sold him last summer.

Italy boss has done the honourable thing and resigned.

But, but, but...
"Despite mistakes (Suarez has made, he is the target of certain media, a certain press. It seems to me there's a certain animosity towards him."

Uruguay boss.

He clearly has serious mental issues that go hand in hand with his genius.
I guess you could see he's a bit of a belm

Old times sake

Italy boss has done the honourable thing and resigned.

The honourable thing to do when you've disgraced yourself, Suarez could learn a thing or two from him.

Old times sake

LOL l never saw that the first time around. The expression is priceless