Football

We are employing the try to score without having the ball approach

So after all these years Rooney is the answer to our left side problem

I know Pirlo's an old man but he's got too much space and time on the ball for my liking...

Is Rooney on the pitch?

Henderson bossed that move. Like to see a midfielder demand the ball and make shit happen.

Stumbled across some Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima "Best of" videos on the Youtube.
By Jiminy I'd forgotten what he was like.

I did this a few months back. He was off the fucking charts.

England are going to get destroyed by a team who play with width. Fullbacks look very exposed.

I can't get excited about Neymar at all, but his scoring record Tyldesley just mentioned can't be argued with. Oscar's had a good game. Nothing's changed my mind that they won't be winning this tournament.

and fingers crossed they burn down all the stadia in protest at the social injustice.

*crosses fingers

great goal

And one is in!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooolazo

Don't panic England, you are in this game.

Great goal. Pirlo is puring.

That was a well worked goal. Hodgson needs to change this now as we look wank

Roy seems to worry about somethig

Superb goal

Fuuuuuuckkkkkkk

Lol

Even better goal.

Shit, I'm getting dragged back in...

Superb goal

yep, brilliant.

no need to panic as you say

And credit to England for a moderate celebration. Day three and already whole squads have been getting off the bench and jacking each other off.

Class finish from Sturridge, that wasn't an easy take. Made it look easy.

Fuck moderate celebrations

Physio stretchered off?