Football

Our transfer policy this summer...

Baines would never have got that much if he joined you cunts

No he wouldn't but then he hasn't got the long term (unproven) potential Shaw has either.

Nice to see we are taking a £15mil loss on Big hair, that is if someone wants him for £12mil...

FFS

expensive scarecrow

Chris Woods is also available as a goalkeeping coach.

No he wouldn't but then he hasn't got the long term (unproven) potential Shaw has either.

Nice to see we are taking a £15mil loss on Big hair, that is if someone wants him for £12mil...

FFS

I'd have him at Arsenal for £10m without a doubt.

So the experiment with youth is over and its in with the old crocks. Senderos and young Joe Cole in.

Not exactly marquee signings.

and still no new owners...

YJC? The English Messi?

I fear you'll be in a right old messy next season...

Yeah - not looking promising. Still - Burnley and QPR to yoyo, one more from Hull, Palace and the Baggies and we might just scrape to safety again.

I can safely say at this stage - next season will not be our season.

Did Brighton sign Sami Hypia?

Senderos is an ok signing with some decent experience.

Will N'Zogbia, Hutton and Bent be playing this season?

Apparently we are in talks with Marshall from Cardiff. Whilst a Goalkeeper is not top of my priority list, Marshall was terrific last season and I'd be happy to have him give Woijech some competition.

So the experiment with youth is over and its in with the old crocks. Senderos and young Joe Cole in.

Not exactly marquee signings.

and still no new owners...

Fuck off! You haven't.....Shirley??

Did Brighton sign Sami Hypia?

As manager

Well, we haven't landed Thorne (yet, possibly won't), but our second signing of the summer is here.

Alban Bunjaku (ooh exotic). A fully fledged Kosovo international born in Romford...

Hey, didn't he used to play for us?!

yes

Yep. Then he went to Sevilla and now he is with us. Apparently he had a trial with us at the end of last season and played well in some behind closed doors U-21 matches for us.

As manager

That's quite interesting really.
They're definitely keen on young Euro managers.

Did Brighton sign Sami Hypia?

Legend

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/sunderland-release-bitter-statement-following-colback-departure

He honoured his contract, I don't see the problem

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/sunderland-release-bitter-statement-following-colback-departure

He honoured his contract, I don't see the problem

Bit of a bugger though because he is 24 Sunderland get zero compensation. For example Tom Ince might cost a club £5m in compensation because he is under-23

Is there a manager with a shitter CV than Terry Butcher? He was a donkey player who somehow seems to have emerged with a hero image due to a cut on the forehead who has gone on to fuck up countless clubs as manager.

In answer to you question: probably not.

He's been introduced to the Scottish football hall of fame....