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Is he consoling him or telling him they are all going to kick his head in once they get his crying ass in the dreasing room?

Is he the melt who passed it to Zamora?

If leyton win the derby plastics could actually attend a match

Bummer.

Nothing against Rotherham, and two promotions in two seasons is class, but I wanted Orient to go up. After the way they started the season, they really should have as well.

Don't get me started on Harry fucking Redknapp dragging QPR classlessly up as well.

And bloody Juliet Ferrington on the pitch is the worst thing about Radio 5 Live. Nothing at all against women in football, but there's something about her shrill voice and the way she walks round desperately trying to talk to people who really have no interest in being interviewed is painful.

Bah humbug.

I can think of two bigger arseholes connected with a team in East London.

just in case roboto missed this from 5 posts up

just heard a great quote
" the managers job is at risk once the fans start abusing the chairman "

I can think of two bigger arseholes connected with a team in East London.

Really?

Tom Ince to Inter (at long last). Is this the same Tom Ince who couldn't get in the Palace side? Is this the same Inter who won the Champions League a few years ago? Italian football really must be doomed.

super gutted for Atletico, thought they were going to do it. Once Real scored the equaliser, they were the only ones who looked like scoring another.

Bale's header was a good one too.

Really gripping final, had me on the edge of my seat.
Not sure what all the "hold me back" action was at the end, but it didn't spoil a great game of football for me.

Does this win push Ronaldo back up into a tie with Messi for greatest footballer of this generation? Two Champions Leagues with two different clubs, got to count for something..

And Chelsea fans are you thinking if we should have held onto Ancelotti. He's done a great job at Real under some intense scrutiny. Will be interesting to see how much space winning Real's Tenth gives him with Perez..

No... Next!

Cos he's an expert on European football why??

Oh, they fluked a final once

Ah the THREE goal fluke. Didn't we have Clueso playing up front? We made another final in 2007. We also had the highest coefficient on the continent. But yeah, you're on the money. We've missed your cutting analysis...

The biggest cunt has to CR7 shirley?! You score the fourth pen against a team assembled for less than your transfer fee that were knackered and give us that celebration? He couldn't just enjoy it? No he had to somehow outshine Bale and make sure he was seen as the man. Complete wanker.

I've just sat down to order grub and next to me is ross barkley, sturridge and stirling. Prophesy?

Selfie!!

I've just sat down to order grub and next to me is ross barkley, sturridge and stirling. Prophesy?

I hope they enjoy their happy meals.

You too MG.

Reported...

It was all da Eng-errr-laaaand yoof. So wilshire, smalling and few others I can't remember were also there. Anyway it all paled to nowt when my girls turned up, you'd be happy to know, tim.

looks like Pochettino is next in line to live under the Levy ax...
Also why do Southampton have such a small escape amount for their manager? Seems a bit odd..

Ah the THREE goal fluke. Didn't we have Clueso playing up front? We made another final in 2007. We also had the highest coefficient on the continent. But yeah, you're on the money. We've missed your cutting analysis...

So the Luis Garcia 'goal' that never crossed the line in the Semi against Chelsea should have stood right??
What about Captain Cuntface doing his usual diving tricks for the mythical peno in the final??!

Oh but it's OK, you never get the rub of the green from the refs do you?

Do one, clitface

Everton in Champions League next season?

http://m.101greatgoals.com/blog/rumour-everton-to-be-in-the-champions-league-man-united-in-the-europa-league-as-ukrainian-clubs-face-axe/

Fuck that I don't want to have to watch Thursday night football...

me neither. but it looks like a bullshit rumour anyway.

looks like Pochettino is next in line to live under the Levy ax...
Also why do Southampton have such a small escape amount for their manager? Seems a bit odd..

Pochettino the next manager to ruin his career by drinking from Levy's poison chalice...