Football

I just hope QPR don't win. They're in the right place.

Unfortunately I agree but financially we need it, plus prem gets all the chicks innit.

Also, all of this ^^

I'm not debating they are still a good team, and were at one point the best by some margin. I would just rather watch Madrid counter attack with Bale and Ronnie than watch Barca piddle it about about for an hour before walking it in. Also: I could watch Alonso play all day.

Not sure we're that far apart: Barca have been numbingly boring for about 2 years- relying on their ability to keep the ball but without that laser sharp incision...kinda like watching Klitchko box behind a jab. Madrid were scintillating in the Semis three weeks ago but if you think Madrid- even on that form- could live with Barca of 3 yrs back, you're mistaken IMO. That style of football isn't dead, it the legs of the team that perfected that are gone.

You have to take your hat off to this Jeez character as he doesn't half crack me up with the utter horseshit he comes out with, fuck me!

Anyone lend me a lolocoptor??

STOP FUCKING QUOTING the KNOBEND.

K thanks

bye

x

P.s. welcome back.

So it sounds like David Luiz is off to P$G for £40M. Not a bad fee for a defender, the break even plan of the Parisians must be on track. Providing they don't come back for Oscar and Hazard I don't mind it, he's a good player but not irreplaceable for Chelsea.

I'm guessing that Ivanovic will be moved to CB and Azpilicueta to RB.

NOT BAD!?!?!??!!!!! Your lot must be pissing themselves.

Shakin my head all afternoon.

I'll miss The Geezer if he goes... TSO does appear to be edging out our flair players...

I don't wanna go back to robots in a line football... Only time will tell what he's up to...

You'll be lining up like a fusbol formation

Big promotion match for one of my local teams on Sunday, stick one up those Ukips voting cunts Orient!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27459498

Good chance that if QPR win they will get a hefty fine and a transfer embargo. Cheating fuckers have breached FFP.

I'll miss The Geezer if he goes... TSO does appear to be edging out our flair players...

I don't wanna go back to robots in a line football... Only time will tell what he's up to...

This, really like Luiz quality player imo, if he goes to Barca or PSG with the right coaching will become very good.
bit mental but i think thats what i like about him.

Welcome back Pisti.
You've not missed owt, we get promoted tomorrow and this thread still does not have tags back.

Best of luck tomorrow, cuntio.

Yeah, enjoy your day out.

I can recommend Karahi King for a pre/post match curry. It's byo and the Formica tables and plastic plates might put you off a bit but the food is awesome and it's not like you're taking the Doris for date night.

Welcome back Pisti. Just in time for the real end of the season.

Shame you missed out on the plastic kopite welcome party during the easter holidays, but glad you enjoyed reading some of the lols.

I hope we get to see more of this today

Assou-Ekotto has his arms all over Bamford in that gif. Shocking, should have been sent off for that.

Martin on Barton is a fair challenge, he only had eyes for the ball.

#unbiased

Arsenal
Chukwuemeka Ademola Amachi Aneke
Zak Andy Ansah
Nicklas Bendtner
Daniel Boateng
Zachari Freddy Casey Fagan
Chu Young Park
Leander Siemann

Aston Villa
Marc Kevin Albrighton
Nathan Delfouneso
Aidan Ryan Grant
Andras Stieber

Cardiff City
Craig Douglas Bellamy
Luke Coulson
Ronnie Hawkins
Simon Lappin
Thomas William Smith

Chelsea
Ashley Cole
Samuel Eto'o Fils
Henrique Hilario Meireles Alves Sampaio
Samuel Edward Hutchinson
Milan Lalkovic
Frank Lampard
Adam Eric Richard Nditi
Daniel Mills Pappoe
Jhon Alexander Pirez Araujo
Mark Schwarzer

Crystal Palace
Neil James Alexander
Maroune Chamakh
Kagisho Dikgacoi
Ross Alan Richard Frank Fitzsimons
Daniel Leon Gabbidon
Alastair Gordon
Thomas Lloyd King
Dean Moxey
Jonathan Parr
Ibra Sekajja
Serigne Osman Petter Sow
Julian Maria Speroni
Quade Gerald Taylor
Derek Tieku
Aaron Thomas Wilbraham

Everton
Mason Thomas Springthorpe
Ibou Omar Touray
Apostolos Vellios

Fulham
Charles Banya
Derek Owuso Boateng
Matthew Briggs
Alexander Keith Brister
Mahamadou Diarra
Damien Anthony Duff
Neil Etheridge
John Gijsbert Alan Heitinga
Dino Islamovic
Georgios Karagkounis
Ronny Minkwitz
Max Oberschmidt
Joshua Philip Pritchard
John Arne Riise
Steven James Sidwell

Hull City
James Armstrong
Jack Thomas Barlow
Daniel Lewis Chambers
Joseph Patrick Dudgeon
Abdoulaye Diagne Faye
Matthew James Fletcher
Matthew Charles Fryatt
Conor Alan Henderson
Eldin Jakupovic
Elliot Kebbie
Robert Koren
Paul James McElroy
Douglas Wilson

Liverpool
Yalany Cuino Baio
Villyan Bijev
Yusuf Mersin
Michael Ngoo
Craig Roddan
Stephen Sama
Jakub Sokolik

Manchester City
Thomas Agyiri
Gareth Barry
Alex Charles Henshall
Kieran Kennedy
Joleon Patrick Lescott
Costel Fane Pantilimon
George Swan
Alex Tchuimeni-Nimely

Manchester United
Jack Barmby
Sam John Byrne
Rio Gavin Ferdinand
Ryan Joseph Giggs
Federico Macheda
Jack James Rudge
Nemanja Vidic

Newcastle United
Foluwashola Ameobi
Daniel Gosling
Steven John Logan
Brandon Miele
Jonathan Philip Mitchell
Conor Newton
Michael Richardson

Norwich City
Harry Darius Barker
David Lee Fox
Ewan McNeil
Carlo James Nash
Roderick Orlando Young

Southampton
Lee James Barnard
Joe Edward Curtis
Guilherme Do Prado Raymundo
Jonathan Ronald James Forte
Andreas Sonny Robinson
Matthew Robert Young

Stoke City
Juan Sebastian Agudelo
Lucas Jay Dawson
Matthew Etherington
Kevin Gomez-Nieto
Benjamin John Heneghan
Jordan Michael Keane
Jordan Richardson
Karim Rossi

Sunderland
Carlos Javier Cuellar Jimenez
Andrea Dossena
John Egan
Craig Gardner
Billy Steven Knott
Jordan Lee Laidler
Louis Mark Laing
Alejandro Rodriguez Gorrin
Oscar Ustari
David Owen Vaughan
Jordan Watson
Keiren Westwood

Swansea City
Leroy Halirou Bohari Lita
Jernade Ronnel Meade
David Ngog
Darnel Situ-Buyente

Tottenham Hotspur
Giancarlo Gallifuoco
Heurelho Da Silva Gomes
Cameron Paul Lancaster
Roman Michael-Percil
Jonathan David Miles
Kevin Linford Stewart
Lawrence Vigouroux

West Bromwich Albion
Scott Allan
Nicolas Anelka
Cameron Gordon Gayle
Zoltan Gera
Diego Lugano
Steven John Reid
Liam Matthew Ridgewell

West Ham United
Joseph John Cole
Jack David Collison
Callum Charles John Driver
George McCartney
Jordan James Spence

Joe 'The English Messi' Cole up for grabs!

Also, how the fuck is Lampard going to the WC when he's been released and effectively unemployed??

operation yewtree targets ?

best scrabble names in 1st division teams ?

If you'd take one player of each club you end up with a half decent squad.

Released Players

My 11

Gomes
Dossena - Rio - Cole
J Cole - Lampard - Barry - Giggs
Bellamy
Macheda - Anelka

A few years ago that team could have won the league. maybe...

^defo should be trying harder to get laid
#newthreadlow

Yes it is and many people of note have graduated from there.

And er me.

Me too.

Take it you're not at Wembley Damo for your biggest game in about 6 yrs?

#tupperware

g!

R's v Rams

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=260712&part=sports

Welcome back Pisti. Just in time for the real end of the season.

Shame you missed out on the plastic kopite welcome party during the easter holidays, but glad you enjoyed reading some of the lols.

I hope we get to see more of this today

I see a grown man closing his eyes and missing the ball.

Jake "God" Buxton would knock you the fuck out...

Thorne has been invaluable again so far today. If he scores the winner it may add even more onto his price tag.

boring game. either team shows some balls will win this