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He needs Roy Keane in his life.

Or specifically, his agent needs to meet Roy Sherwood.

Everyone needs Roy Keane in their life

Also- Southampton sacking youth coaches? What's going on there?

Come to the Bridge, Yaya, we'll throw you a big birthday bash every year...

I can imagine how Frank will welcome him.

and i don't want to think about how terry will welcome his wife

Also- Southampton sacking youth coaches? What's going on there?

Word is that their manager is going to be the new Tottenham boss.
Guess this is a prelude and a way of forcing him to resign

Bollocks Jeez, his agent has done this line three years running. Each time the result is a new bigger contract.

Wolf.

Hi agent must think he's this guy:

Yaya is a big fucking blouse... FFS is not getting paid a shedload enough, decency maybe, but his agent is an agitating shitrag in the same mould as Stretford.

He can always come to the red side if it's that bad...

I can't wait for Rooney to come back from the WC and Stretford to get him going for a move, Van Gaal will stick hi in the reserves and then he can fuck off...

I seem to remember similar talk about Moyes getting the best out of Rooney.

Van Gaal won't stand for his bollocks hopefully, if Rooney has his typical shit WC he'll be off to some sub par team like Tottenham....

Rooney won't be going anywhere unless they pay him £300k a week. Spurs won't.

Wayne? Shit at a world cup?
Are we watching the same player?

Have you been stealing from the medicine cabinet at work?

He's St Wayne. We NEED him. So badly.

Here we go, what's coming next, how Gazza signed for Man Utd?

Here we go, what's coming next, how Gazza signed for Man Utd?

Gazza signing for United?
WTF?
When did this happen?

in other gazza news, reports of him opening a chain of pubs

So you're saying that he's a clever, manipulative negotiator doing what the entire globe seems to be doing at the moment, fucking everyone else any which way they can for their own personal gain? Not a 'bedwetter' (fucking shit term used by fuckwads if you ask me) at all.

Clever, no.

One trick pony playing the same game each year.

City are less clever so he will get the pay rise anyway.

city have been wage capped don't forget

Note to self: Put Jeez back on ignore.

Word is that their manager is going to be the new Tottenham boss.
Guess this is a prelude and a way of forcing him to resign

Apparently so, hopefully they'll come our way and help fill the gaping hole left by Timmy.

city have been wage capped don't forget