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I think we've played well in that half, fell asleep for their goal but you can't have everything... Eh, Mike?

PS You're gonna need a squad for next season, 50+ games a season will take its toll on SA(& maybe S?)...

Set up for a good second half now.

And it's always good when Terry fucks up.

Why does Kevin-Prince say 'no to racism' in English in that advert? It is K-P isn't it?

Cough

Corny, I've been stood next to you in the pub watching an awesome game of football only to have you pronounce it dull...

Maybe stick to highlights, eh?

Ha, I just saw "not a game for the neutral".

A team who would have preferred to have just defended it out have just conceded and have to score to stay, Atleti need to score again make it safe...

What's the neutral got to complain about!?

I didn't realise Mile Riley appointed Champs League refs as well

Haters will always complain, Tom...

Simeone looks like a low ranking Russian Mafia gangster in a terrible Nick Cage movie...

Diego Costa looks like a small monkey...

Simeone looks like every Lebanese bloke here.

TS that Chelsea Man U game was awful and with Utds dive into relative wretchedness and subsequent beating by most of the premiership, shows how's lacking in ambition mourinho can be..

We've watched many games, CornDog... Wasn't particularly referring to that one...

Great save from our young lad...

Oh boy...

Game over, surely.

That's us fucked... Oh well...

What happens when you bring Etoo on as an auxiliary centre back I guess.

Shame Robert Huth isn't on the bench. #planB

We can still do it, tough call tho'...

I think if I were Oscar I'd be mentally composing my transfer request.

Done

Game over...

David Lulz as playmaker. Genius, Jose.

Lovin' it.

It'll be a good final... At least we can concentrate on the league now...

West Ham diversion tactic.

Except we only say that when we're out of the FA Cup.

The pub has emptied of Chelsea fans..
TS maybe it's because most of the games we watch together include Chelsea and you're not the most attractive of sides, footballing wise...

Atletico fans in the pub are super excited. Madrid derby for all the European marbles. Wonder if the champions league final will spur atletico on to win the league or hinder them as they are distracted by it?

Costa's done a man sized job at centre forward..