Football

WTF is el principe doing there with that TV presenter?

Has he sacked off the journalist?

I wouldn't call that a journalist. Can we settle on newsreader?

I thought he was a Real fan, the cunt...
#amidoinitrite

It'll be one fascist team or another..

Simeone's barnet is atrocious...

Something we can all agree on at last. Trolling aside, weren't you a little disappointed that Oscar didn't start? He's got the class to win a game like this.

When you say Principe, are we talking about an actual prince? I'm lost.

El Principe de Asturias...

Bbc text - watching Chelsea is like watching paint dry. I'm now listening to commentary on the radio. It's like hearing paint dry.

Principe de Asturias. Next in line to the throne one JC gets done by a lion.

What TS said. FWIW I wouldn't mind to party like it's 2012 again.

He's in the crowd, the director seems to enjoy cutting to him and his missus...

Terry off, Schurrle on... I like this...

Tim's right, bit of a borefest so far... Normal for the CL at this stage of the competition...

But most of you wouldn't know about that, lol...

Atleti players hounding the referee asking for cards. Such a lack of class, what kind of team would do that? And do they want an ageing racist centre back whose contract expires at the end of the season?

Gabi es en hijo de la gran ....

Schwarzer está jugando bien esta noche

¡No digas eso, coño!
#eljinxo

Jejejeje

Does that honestly come as a surprise? He's probably the second or third most experienced GK in the league...

Chelsea line up is hilarious. He's parked the bus and surrounded it with police outriders.

That was my first thought. How the hell are they going to score a goal?
Come on Madrid!!

Any team that has Torres in it is severely handicapped.

He's in the crowd, the director seems to enjoy cutting to him and his missus...

Terry off, Schurrle on... I like this...

Tim's right, bit of a borefest so far... Normal for the CL at this stage of the competition...

But most of you wouldn't know about that, lol...

You wouldn't be there without Roman's money. Don't ever forget that you pretentious gobshite.

Don't ever forget it, lol...

They should use watching this mob as a punishment in solitary confinement

Does that honestly come as a surprise? He's probably the second or third most experienced GK in the league...

¿He dicho que estoy sorprendido?

^^ your point??