Like a rabbit to a greyhound...

that's true in one respect; the first time you ride him you tend to throw up.

Why? Is he a bit rough with you? Or does he just like it like that?

dude if none of my three posts on this thread read out sarcastically then I dont know what will!

and mechamorgan im more worried about your comment on beating and smoking girls than you admiring their frames.

Get back in the closet you nonce.

You mean there is a 'cure' for geardom ?

I like cyclists of all hues and colours, shapes and sizes etc. People riding heavy hybrids make me feel good as I glide past them. Carbon warriors are there to draft behind and surprise by a spurt of speed. Most of all, however, the more cyclists on the road, the safer cycling becomes. The fewer people are killed or injured and the odds of me being killed or injured drops daily. More cyclists are good. Encourage all cyclists and everyone to become cyclists. If they feel good overtaking you, let them. If you inspire them by overtaking them, inspire them. But encourage everyone to get out on their bikes.

Salford Lads Club. It's like the only landmark people know in Manchester.

Shame then, that it's in the city of Salford, eh?

People like to race each other on bicycles when riding around the streets, going to work and coming home, it's fun.

What was the purpose of this thread ?

+1 Wise words of Cliveo.

But racing is part of the joys of cycling on the road. How many drivers get to race o their commute?

Its child like fun you cant really experience in many ways in a city, you cant race people when walking etc.

Another reason why bikes are awesome.

People like to race each other on bicycles when riding around the streets, going to work and coming home, it's fun.

What was the purpose of this thread ?

Same as all the others; better than talking to your loved ones.

I like cyclists of all hues and colours, shapes and sizes etc. People riding heavy hybrids make me feel good as I glide past them. Carbon warriors are there to draft behind and surprise by a spurt of speed. Most of all, however, the more cyclists on the road, the safer cycling becomes. The fewer people are killed or injured and the odds of me being killed or injured drops daily. More cyclists are good. Encourage all cyclists and everyone to become cyclists. If they feel good overtaking you, let them. If you inspire them by overtaking them, inspire them. But encourage everyone to get out on their bikes.

Just temporary insanity on the other thread then? Good to know you've recovered...

and mechamorgan im more worried about your comment on beating and smoking girls than you admiring their frames.

I can't quite phrase this joke right, but there is some pun about a) female fags b) rolling with girls c) female cigarette as a metaphor for transvestitism in there somewhere.

I can never think fast enough to be witty.

anyway yeahh phwoarrr domestic abuse innit?

@ Platini:
Fair cop, unless I was talking about Greater Manchester, of which the city of Salford is a borough? But I didn't say that; so, fair cop.

People like to race each other on bicycles when riding around the streets, going to work and coming home, it's fun.

What was the purpose of this thread ?

I think the question was have you ever had a race? The answer is no officer I would never dream of riding in an erratic and dangerous manner.

People like to race each other on bicycles when riding around the streets, going to work and coming home, it's fun.

What was the purpose of this thread ?

Same as all the others; better than talking to your loved ones.

plus it's too early to start masturbating.

Same as all the others; better than talking to your loved ones.

Oh yeah, nearly forgot.

"act your age, not your gears!" (doesnt make sense, i just made it up)

plus it's too early to start masturbating.

Never too early.

dont worry about wit mate just dont get blood on your vest

Unless it's a Citroen DS, of course.

Never too early.

refractory period, innit.

BUT SHE WOULDN'T GET ME A NEW STELLA!
I wonder why that guy has an apple vest? iAbuser?

dont worry about wit mate just dont get blood on your vest

p.s. I know it's a watermark.

i like overtaking roadies on my xc bike.
awsome

or letting someone draught you... then push like a nutter on the hills and make it look easy

"act your age, not your gears!" (doesnt make sense, i just made it up)

Act your age, not you gear inches? A little better, but who'd want to act around 70 anyway? Apart from the Tweed Cycling club?

Anyway, I'm getting to enthused about this for a wednesday night. So, I'm out.

that picture is so complex, wish i had paid more attention in semiotics.

refractory period, innit.

You can use the time to draw dirty pictures in biro.

this thread is horrible. i'm outta here.

(not aimed at tynan - i just don't like the wife beating jokes).