20,000 posts... only a matter of time

He's coming for you.....

He has risen, [smallt]ynan be praised!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tynan

Tynan is a village in County Armagh, in Northern Ireland.
Tynan won the status as the most well preserved rural Irish village in 1993.

Tynan won the status as the most well preserved rural Irish village in 1993.

That was a hard year I can tell you.

Installing the sewerage system without anesthetic must have tickled..

hahahaha lol

Installing the sewerage system without anesthetic must have tickled..

It was having my cottages re-thatched that got my eyes watering.

Maintenance
Hopefully this won't take long, just tuning the database to get a bit more performance out of it... try around 11pm GMT.
VelocityBoy

VB is doing his best to make this difficult.. c'arn man.. gizus a break! ;)

Doing my best to help you get there sooner ;)

Ha! Hey.. can we make the year longer by the maintenance downtime this year? Pretty please? :P

Maintenance
Hopefully this won't take long, just tuning the database to get a bit more performance out of it... try around 11pm GMT.
VelocityBoy

VB is doing his best to make this difficult.. c'arn man.. gizus a break! ;)

so what happened? did i miss something?

Saturday 27th Dec. 22:09
hippy = 19,349

so what happened? did i miss something?

I changed most of the MySql tables from MyISAM to InnoDB, and added Memcached.

brill ta.

and i made myself a jam sarnie.

...im sure that means alot to alot of people... just not me...glad to see youre keep'in up the good work V

I changed most of the MySql tables from MyISAM to InnoDB, and added Memcached.

Fuck, even I don't know what that means haha I've been in MS land for too long.

Fuck, even I don't know what that means haha I've been in M&S land for too long.

thats jam sandwich.

Saturday 27th Dec. 22:09
hippy = 19,349

There's not enough traffic for me to mock, complain about, have a whinge on.. it's now 150 posts a day or something. Doh!

thats jam sandwich.

You 'tard! :P

Mal's Tia Maria cheesecake ftw!

You 'tard! :P

Mal's Tia Maria cheesecake ftw!

Tia Maria cheesecake?! Where do I get that?!?!

1. Get Polish girlfriend
   
2. Wait until xmas
   
3. Buy ingredients
   
4. Wait until she has finished making it
   
5. Eat it
   
   

She reckons the recipe might've been in Nigela's cook book?

1. Get Polish girlfriend
   
2. Wait until xmas
   
3. Buy ingredients
   
4. Wait until she has finished making it
   
5. Eat it
   
   

She reckons the recipe might've been in Nigela's cook book?

You mean i've gotta put in...effort?

Can't I just get one is tesco?

I say we start a campaign!

Or just go back to the Baileys cheesecake.

Which part of the above list involved me putting in effort?
True, I did have to work to buy the ingredients and I did actually wander around the stupormarket to get them but other than that, easy street.

Did you just call your gf "easy street"? ;)

Seriously, our meeting involved 0 effort on either of our parts.