Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

I bet I've donked at least one of 'em.

PUT A SLAMMING DONK ON IT! Yeah?

Showing her some 'high emissions' eh?

fill her up with your 4 star unleaded

More like a high octane pump.

Rowed through 'er box...etc....

Where's that Swiss Toni link?

More like a high octane pump.

Tesco Momentum99? Best fuel in the country. FACT. Why is it that in London all I can find is the impotent Esso Supreme 97?

It's like giving my girl a Swatch after she's become accustomed to Cartier.

(having said that it's does give quite a nice exhaust thanks to its premature knock - probably)

Swatch is no different to Cartier. Cartier are jewellers who put swatch movements in their expensive cases.

The moral of that story is - buy her a Swatch. Good enough for her to tell the time and cheap enough for you to fill the Strange.

Posh hampstead lasses.

Almost got taken out by one of these in Belsize Park. Pulling out of a side road whilst on the phone and leaning over the seat shouting at her child in the back. I saw it coming

^^Sounds like Jon, he just pulls cheap movements in a once expensive Range.

Zing!

Ouch.

BRM V-16 engine sound GREAT SOUND - YouTube

My new ambition i life is to have a car with the phrase " 2 stage Rolls Royce centrifugal supercharger" in the description.

Had a mate who had his plate done - he drives an LPG Range Rover.

^^Sounds like Jon, he just pulls cheap movements in a once expensive Range.

Right. In. The. Baby. Maker. Ohhhhhh.

Tbf if I was driving a new expensive FFRR it wouldn't be cool. J

Had a mate who had his plate done - he drives an LPG Range Rover.

Lots of these 'do gooders' are themselves clueless over privileged tits that can afford to run around having a cause rather than a job.

Like the idea, but a tow-bar on a 325i?!

Jesus.

Roof racks should only ever be fitted to Land Rover Defenders. If you need a roof rack on a car you're clearly taking too much.

Or returning home from Ikea with a sofa you found in bargain corner and had to go to Halfords in order to transport it to your gaff.

Those green peace fuckers did this to my dads car last year, we live in K @ C and it resulted in him having to buy new plates as the residue left fucked it up have a photo of it somewhere

Surely that's vandalism then?

Yep, but you then need to prove who did it.

This could be the problem.

exactly, on street parking no cameras etc etc