Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

i don't believe it. and can't be bothered by google atm.

Unlikely that the Golf can get even 60% of the claimed bhp figure onto the tarmac.
I like that it looks like a shed/sleeper, but that's about the only cool aspect.
The engine deserves to be in something that can vaguely handle it.

Why film it in the dark? Makes the whole video a bit of a non event. There's a German golf called Vampyre that's making similar power, Vids of it at a drag strip are quite impressive

Why film it in the dark?

Because the owner is the sort of cunt that thinks it's acceptable to test a 1000+bhp car running on fucking pizza cutters on an unlit road, in traffic, at night. It's basically fine (in his own head) as long as he doesn't get pulled over.

The F40 was my most coveted boyhood object.

Eek, that sounds inappropriate.

Because the owner is the sort of cunt that thinks it's acceptable to test a 1000+bhp car running on fucking pizza cutters on an unlit road, in traffic, at night. It's basically fine (in his own head) as long as he doesn't get pulled over.

I thought it was on an Autobahn, what a retard.

Anyone want to share shipping on anything from Blipshift?

http://blipshift.com/

My mate who owns T-shirt drop could probably print it over here. £12 delivered.

Petrolhead by RICHARD PORTER
Porter provides a withering snapshot of a typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

• A newcomer says they are about to buy a BMW 320d but wonders if there are any alternatives they may not have considered. One person gives a useful answer based on experience. Seven people don’t. A further nine people make in-jokes an outsider simply wouldn’t understand. The newcomer doesn’t come back.
  
• Someone boasts about beating another car, making unsubtle references to driving at 120mph on a public road. Seven people aren’t impressed. One person uses the word ‘twat’. Someone gets banned, but not from driving. An argument breaks out.
  
• A Nissan GT-R owner lists all the ways in which he considers that the vast engineering department at Nissan did not do an adequate job and the ways in which he, the owner of a building company in Rochdale, has remedied this.
  
• Someone with a highly tuned car posts an unreadable graph taken from a rolling road session, along with an outlandish, Veyron-withering claim about how much power they have. A patently quite clever person delivers a short lecture about frictional losses. Three patently quite stupid people try to argue with him.
  
• A person with a pseudonym that seemed funny six years ago draws attention to a car for sale. Five people pooh-pooh this car. One person says they ‘quite like it’.
  
• Someone makes reference to their girlfriend for no real reason except to tell the world that they have a girlfriend.
  
• A Nissan GT-R owner lists all the supercars they believe to be inferior to and slower than the Nissan GT-R.
  
• Someone mentions Top Gear. Three other people say it’s an entertainment show and not a car show, as if they are the very first people ever to think of this.
  
• Someone describes Rovers as rubbish. Someone else vehemently defends them.
  
• Someone makes a cack-handed attempt to boast about how much they earn.
  
• A Nissan GT-R owner declares that the Nissan GT-R is the best supercar money can buy. Eighteen people take issue with the use of the word ‘supercar’. An argument breaks out.
  
• Another person prods at their keyboard to tell the world in acronym form that they “laughed out loud”’
  
• A British person who lives abroad tries to make their new home country sound brilliant.
  
• Someone refers to their car using an inexplicable capitalised abbreviation.
  
• Someone starts a discussion about home electronics. Someone else makes an artless reference to the size of his own television as if actually and needlessly comparing penises. Someone smugly provides unrequested evidence of the speed of their home internet connection. A lone voice asks if we can get back to cars.
  
• Someone makes a whimsical remark. Another person moves their mouse a couple of times, prods at their keyboard, moves their mouse again and devotes a total of 79 seconds of their time to tell the world in acronym form that they ‘laughed out loud’. They did not actually laugh out loud.
  
• A man with a pair of breasts pictured under his username accuses someone else of being childish.
  
• Someone refers to a car only by its obscure factory codename.
  
• Someone asks an innocent question about wiper blades. A man whose auto-signature styles them as ‘no-nonsense’ immediately crushes them with passive-aggressive disdain before their mum tells them to get off the computer and come down for their dinner.
  
• A man whose username is a car he hasn’t owned for six years asks for advice about practical small cars for his wife, ideally costing around £12,000. Someone immediately suggests a second-hand Boxster ‘like mine’.
  
• A contributor confirms that yes, they are a girl. Seven male contributors make inept attempts to be charming.
  
• Someone posts a photograph of a moderately famous actress and asks if she is hot or not. Five people immediately answer emphatically in the negative as if each of them is Brad Pitt. None of them is Brad Pitt. A lone voice asks if we can keep this to cars. Ten pages later, the debate is still rolling. It is no longer safe to view at work.
  
• Someone asks a question that, with a little effort, could be answered by a search engine. Three people leap to point this out. One of them is a total dick about it. An argument breaks out.
  
• Someone accuses a magazine of unfair bias towards BMW/Porsche/Jaguar.
  
• Someone makes a claim based on no information whatsoever. Two more people claim to have ‘heard that too’. Someone asks for proof. No proof is forthcoming. An argument breaks out.
  
  

The world keeps turning. People keep discussing cars on the internet.

• Someone with a highly tuned car posts an unreadable graph taken from a rolling road session, along with an outlandish, Veyron-withering claim about how much power they have.
  Dogsballs and Dammit
  
• Someone makes reference to their girlfriend wedding for no real reason except to tell the world that they have a girlfriend. BRM
  
• Someone describes Rovers as rubbish. All of us
  Someone else vehemently defends them. Blue Quinn
  
• Someone makes a cack-handed attempt to boast about how much they earn.** their neighbours spend on cars** V-L
  
• A British person who lives abroad tries to make their new home country sound brilliant. B&D
  
• Someone refers to their car using an inexplicable capitalised abbreviation. Nurse
  
• Someone refers to a car only by its obscure factory codename. Nurse
  
• Someone asks an innocent question about wiper blades. A man whose auto-signature styles them as ‘no-nonsense’ immediately crushes them with passive-aggressive disdain before their mum tells them to get off the computer and come down for their dinner. Tester
  
• Someone makes a claim based on no information whatsoever. Lynx
  The world keeps turning. People keep discussing cars on the internet
  
  

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^ & ^^ lol!

Seems fair.

I think I probably fall under this category too:

• A Nissan GT-R owner lists all the ways in which he considers that the vast engineering department at Nissan did not do an adequate job and the ways in which he, the owner of a building company in Rochdale, has remedied this.
  

The ballast for one of my HID lights has crapped out again, can anyone recommend a new set?

H1 bulb, 35 watt, 4300k- preferably UK seller as I need these sharpish!

Is there a scrappy near you?
pull off a set of normal headlights if you can't get HIDs.

I've got spare, normal bulbs that can go in.

If I could only get the fucking retaining wire to cooperate that is.

However, at the moment with one working HID I have about double the amount of illumination that two standard headlamps gives.

I think Euro Car Parts do HID sets.

Are you in Winchester or in London?

Eastbourne right now, Winchester later

There is one in Southampton, I could call in on the way to Winch.

Then I just need to defeat the retaining wire of doom.

Popped into Halfords on the way home, was going to buy some ratchet spanners- however they had the Boxing Day sale tickets out, which average around a 60% saving, so I will pop back then.

£105 for the big socket&spanner set down from £250.

go elsewhere and get snap-on, they have a good reputation.

Snap-on £$£$

£toolsforlife.00

Meh, I think I am unlikely to wear the Halfords stuff out.

Some of halfords stuff have lifetime guarantee. Also, they're not that bad.

This is the one I am talking about: http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_862463_langId_-1_categoryId_255215