How much black shit do you cough up?

coming from an aussie?

don't call me a fucking racist, that stereotype is simply wrong.

How did you work that out then? Where, may I ask, do you come from?
I need to know which insult is best to use.

well there are many stereotypes about aussies... more to the point, it was sarcasm

How did you work that out then? Where, may I ask, do you come from?

zimbabwe

zimbabwe has never had a race problem.

hahaha im not zimbabwean (although my marge was born there)

well there are many stereotypes about aussies... more to the point, it was sarcasm

Sarcasm fail.

hahaha im not zimbabwean (although my marge was born there)

Honesty fail.

Honesty fail.

well honestly im part english, american, tiny bit white african

well honestly im part english, american, tiny bit white african

Poms, racists
Yanks, racists
White african (dutch, english or something), racists

I'm just living up to the Aussie racist stereotype, racist.

calm your self down before you get deported for stealing

I am always calm. I am never caught stealing.
Wanna buy a bike?

I am never caught stealing.

well then that makes two of us

well then that makes two of us

apart from that big for sale sign crane..

@ Jim Jones(and possibly everyone else on this forum...) - Are you smoking weed/draw/pot/spliffs/wacktobaccy/zoots/Marijuana?
A friend of mine had this same problem a few weeks ago, he blames that very special herb.

apart from that big for sale sign crane..

haha oh yeah that was bad luck, and it was bate riding up liverpool road with it under my arm

@ Jim Jones(and possibly everyone else on this forum...) - Are you smoking weed/draw/pot/spliffs/wacktobaccy/zoots/Marijuana?
A friend of mine had this same problem a few weeks ago, he blames that very special herb.

i'd be careful what you say about weed if you know whats good for you

heavy smokers (including potheads) cough up the vilest black shit from their lungs...
if you smoked for a long time, better to have that out than in, but if it's that bad you feel pain, see the doc, cos you could be irritating the lungs a bit more than its good for you.

I used to smoke 15-20 a day, stopped 7 weeks ago, but never coufghed up black stuff, never ever, either before or after stopping.

Always get black stuff in my nostrils after longer rides in traffic

no black shit, but everytime i come in from a ride i cough uncontrollably for 20 minutes and produce an ungodly amount of pleghm. my body doesnt like the cold, and i think the heavy inhaling of cold air irritates the back of my throat.

when i went from smoking 20 somthing joints a day to nothing i produced evil things. the worst was in the shower where i had pleghm so thick it would wash down the plug hole without me forcing it.

I gave up smoking for about 6 months. first few sucked then one day riding was a thousand times easier. Then I stopped riding for reasons out of my control, starting smoking again. now i am riding again and my lungs feel like they want to jump out of my throat every time I ride.

I'd get yourself to the GP and ask them to do a lung function (spirometry) test. If you smoked for over 10 years, you may have damaged your lungs, which you'll want to know about. Excessive sputum production is a symptom of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, which is more common than you might think, and which you really don't want to get any worse.

hmmm
Did an aspiration test a few months ago and had the lung capacity of someone 10 yrs younger and 4" taller than me, so I've the lungs of a 22 year old 6'4" fella. Not bad.

I'm in no pain, just reckon my lungs are now uber efficient at removing all the shite I inhale, but maybe they're still cleaning 10 year's worth of Marlboro Reds from the system and the road particles tickles the lungs into action?

or

i'd be careful what you say about weed if you know whats good for you

I probably Bun more than you...
which is going to stop, soonishly