Bad Jobs..

He dose with every one of my posts.

No I don't.

Worst
Burger King. Says it all.

me too

I'd gladly swap everything for a small market garden and a few chickens... Back to the basics, innit...

but that require a lot of money unfortunately

Do people in BK and Mcy D's really spit, but bogeys inside and cum in the burgers or is it an urban myth like the kid who was on his bed wanking with his walkman on, eyes closed waking up to a cup of coffee on the side?

I did a bad job this morning.

It made my arsehole smart and my eyes water.

is it an urban myth like the kid who was on his bed wanking with his walkman on, eyes closed waking up to a cup of coffee on the side?

cough That's not a myth...

Do people in BK and Mcy D's really spit, but bogeys inside and cum in the burgers or is it an urban myth like the kid who was on his bed wanking with his walkman on, eyes closed waking up to a cup of coffee on the side?

Not that I was aware of in the A303 Amesbury Services BK circa 1998.
shudder

No I don't.

Ok, not all. But you have corrected qute a lot of my spelling on the forum.

'quite'

Not that I was aware of in the A303 Amesbury Services BK circa 1998.
shudder

My sister used to work in Amesbury Services. Are you from round there?

I worked with a guy on a building site who when we saw a couple of black people he said grab a tool we will go a do over those darkys. I told him my girlfreind was black (she wasent) and he went really quiet and apologezed all afternoon. I didn't have to work with him again after that. He was the most discusting human being I have ever met. Cunt.

well done.

No. Thank god. (No offense to your sister). When my family first moved back from the US we ended up there for a couple of years. Dark Times.

Do people in BK and Mcy D's really spit, but bogeys inside and cum in the burgers or is it an urban myth like the kid who was on his bed wanking with his walkman on, eyes closed waking up to a cup of coffee on the side?

never heard that, please explain - slow noggin is making no sense of all the innuendo.

No. Thank god. (No offense to your sister). When my family first moved back from the US we ended up there for a couple of years. Dark Times.

Where abouts did you live round there? I lived in Shrewton for about 10 years. I quite like it round there. Lots of country side. The squadies fighting all the time got on my neves a bit though.

Shrewton's nice. I was in Larkhill - home of the squaddies.

worst jobs: School cleaner: when i was 17, not a good look trying to chat up the 6th form girls with mop and bucket in tow
Paint factory: mixing stacking and packing tins.
Car parts factory on assembly line..so boring.
Waiter in a business hotel thing...i was a very bad waiter. bad meaning bad not bad meaning good.

I did loads of building work in the camp (the incident I spoke of eirlier was in Bullford though, another charming place). The Jubalee chinese was good though.

Did you go to school round there?

Bulford - now there's a gem of a place, and your anecdote sadly doesn't surprise me. Thankfully I managed to avoid school there.

Bulford (and Tidworth) did have some of the best street riding ever though. About 4 of us on BMX's would drive there at about 11am and leave at 2 in the morning. No one would kick you out and the spots were really good.

Like I said. I have a soft spot for the area, but that is mainly old freinds, family (who are still there) and good memorys.

A friend of mine got offered the job of cleaning the booths in a private shop whiles traveling Australia. I think that wins.

excellent thread, would read again.

Waiter in a curry house.
Picking raspberries.

Worst jobs, picking cauliflower, so bad for the back and lots of cuts from the sharp knives. Potatos were almost as bad, but at least a machine dug them out of the ground. Only fun bit was all the rude shaped spuds you'd find, we used top have a contest to see who could find the best cock and balls shape each day.

Pizza delivery driver for Dominos was really crap. Teribble money, rubbish hours, a car that stank of pizza and put lots of miles on the clock.

Am I the only person on here who's only ever had one job?

A friend of mine got offered the job of cleaning the booths in a private shop whiles traveling Australia. I think that wins.

friend of mine used to do that job there, included dragging junkies out into the street if they passed out in the booths.