For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

Cherry Ripes will clinch the deal with Hippy - He's a slave to that coconutty moistness

Wayne I can't believe you have gazzumpt me....

Hippy.
I only want the forks.
I wil give you a freshly imported 1KG tin of Milo
1 dozen Cherry Ripes
AND 100 english dollars.........AND.. I won't tell them your real name.

• pickled onion selection box.

• nuts.

  • 2 MP3s of 'early 90s house' music.
    

• I'll promise to stab you to death in the head for everytime you've called him fat.

• pickled onion selection box.

• My nuts.

• 2 MP3s of 'my'' music.

go for the personal touch!

Ben has a point on the pickled onions - get the quality right

ok my hand....

A pair of home made fish cakes
1 used tennis socks
Copy of the peoples Princess Diana’s autobiography (soiled)
A chance to stab Object franticly to the beat of this piss poor house MP3, whilst I hold him for you
A stroke of Waynes beard

Hippy likes shite 90s house!

I wil give you a freshly imported 1KG tin of Milo
1 dozen Cherry Ripes
AND 100 english dollars.........AND.. I won't tell them your real name.

MiniCooper definitely winning the forks with that offer :)

I wil give you a freshly imported 1KG tin of Milo
1 dozen Cherry Ripes
AND 100 english dollars.........AND.. I won't tell them your real name.

MiniCooper definitely winning the forks with that offer :)

Aus Lag Fail.

Although I only want the forks the offer was for the job lot ;)

But I do love those forks

£150

@chunky, you are gonna owe me a drink :)

Oh oh! Can I get in on some Cherry Ripe and Milo action? I can draw a picture of the cuntster in exchange. Me wanty.

Aus Lag Fail.
Although I only want the forks the offer was for the job lot ;)

Sorry but tynan's extra £50 will buy me a lot of cherry ripe, even at the Oz Shop's ridiculous markup.. :)

@chunky, you are gonna owe me a drink :)

Why? You sold it fair and square bitch :P

Right, time to bring out the big guns, I will get a tatoo saying 'Aussies Rule' in exchange for the lot, I'm English and half my family is Kiwi so this is a fairly big deal.

I will get a tattoo of Festerban getting a tattoo of 'Aussies Rule'! I do not want this tattoo, so this is a fairly big deal.

Haha! you do not want my ugly mug forever emblazoned on you no matter how big a piece of history you stand to own!

Haha! you do not want my ugly mug forever emblazoned on you no matter how big a piece of history you stand to own!

Fuck history, I just want the fork.

hippy if it makes the deal any sweeter i will take the wheels any day you can be arsed to bring them to work with you (sooner the better), i will give you cash.

Right, time to bring out the big guns, I will get a tatoo saying 'Aussies Rule' in exchange for the lot, I'm English and half my family is Kiwi so this is a fairly big deal.

Haha I like your dedication though it has one fatal flaw..

As an Aussie, I KNOW we rule and there'll never be convincing otherwise so the tattoo is an unnecessary statement of fact. :P

hippy if it makes the deal any sweeter i will take the wheels any day you can be arsed to bring them to work with you (sooner the better), i will give you cash.

I'd rather sell as a whole and at the moment the bid for the lot is still bigger than the parts.

How about 'Aussie Rules!'

I fucking hate football. Epic tatto fail. :)

15 for cranks and bb as well

I fucking hate football. Epic tatto fail. :)

Like Aussie rules is anything like a game, 'Organised rucking between two teams.....oh yeah a ball is involved somewhere' would be a more apt description

Even though I hate AFL, get one of your pissweak "footballers" over here to play half a game. They'd be fucking crying before even getting onto the field. Soccer is a game for ladyboys, AFL is a game for cockheads who'll piss on your carpet after they've shagged your missus and finished your beer.

AFL is a game for cockheads who'll piss on your carpet after they've shagged your missus and finished your beer.

Ha So you know Wayne Carey too eh!